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Not so good
The SpectatorS ince the words âcredit crunchâ entered the public lexicon last summer, many politicians and pundits on both sides of the Atlantic have maintained a state of blithe denial...
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I tâs said that vampires suffer from a syndrome called arithmomania
The Spectatoror an obsessive love of counting, so much so that to escape a vampire you just need to throw loads of cloves of garlic on the floor and the vampire canât resist counting them,...
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Brownâs reputation for economic competence has gone. The Tories should seize the chance
The SpectatorI t was easy to forget during Gordon Brownâs trip to India and China that he has actually been Prime Minister since June. His speeches were filled with export targets and...
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P resident Sarkozy has made the right decision by avoiding the
The SpectatorWorld Economic Forum in Davos this week. The global titans of banking and politics are not looking good: to be photographed having fun with them would be a provocation. Not...
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MONDAY Am engaged on top secret mission â the accidental
The Spectatorsnapping by a tabloid photographer of Sam nipping out for late-night essentials on the mean streets of west London! We first planned for her to be caught buying fairtrade...
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Gordon Brown has a new plan to beat terror. This is what he should do
The SpectatorThe PM is about to unveil his comprehensive National Security Strategy. Con Coughlin says the best idea to import from America is not a National Security Council but a new...
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Fleecing non-doms is the thin end of a bad wedge
The SpectatorAllister Heath says that Brownâs poll tax on Britainâs 114,000 non-domiciled residents will drive away talent when our economy most needs it. Shame the Tories would do the...
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The schmoozer of Davos prepares to bare his teeth
The SpectatorIn the week of the World Economic Forum Rani Singh talks to Angel Gurria, head of the OECD, who has sharp words on capitalist âschizophreniaâ and a coded warning for Gordon...
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Intelligence 2 debate report: should we bomb Iran?
The SpectatorLloyd Evans Iran was in the cross hairs last Tuesday. At the Intelligence Squared debate the mellifluously worded motion, âItâs better to bomb Iran than risk Iran getting...
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Get your hands off my light bulbs, Big Brother
The SpectatorBryan Forbes says that the governmentâs ruling that incandescent light bulbs be phased out is a symptom of a world indulging its political lunacies â and it makes it too...
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In one sentence, Jacqui Smith became the Gerald Ratner of the Home Office
The SpectatorRod Liddle says that the Home Secretaryâs admission that she would not feel safe walking the streets after dark reflects not candour but arrogance and aloofness T here is a...
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Have a heart
The SpectatorSir: I was longing to disagree with Rod Liddle that organ donation should continue to depend upon a positive act to opt into the programme (âHands off my organsâ, 19...
Banning bells?
The SpectatorSir: Charles Moore (The Spectatorâs Notes, 12 January) contemplated the banning of church bells in Oxford by politically correct cowards unwilling to turn down the application...
Taxing aliens
The SpectatorSir: Irwin Stelzerâs article (âThe true impact of Brownâs policiesâ, 19 January) makes a host of valid points, which the likes of the PM will doubtless ignore. That...
Blairâs conversion
The SpectatorSir: Charles Moore is wrong to condemn Ann Widdecombeâs remarks on Blairâs âconversionâ to Roman Catholicism (The Spectatorâs Notes, 12 January). Blairâs government...
Parrisites write
The SpectatorSir: Sniglet, Matthew, is the answer to your problem (Another voice, 19 January). Sniglet is a word to describe a much-needed word which does not exist. It was coined at least...
Fat, fatter, fattist
The SpectatorSir: So Diana Rigg âcanât bearâ fat people, although she should be told that it is not only the hugely obese who wear those horrible leggings which do none of us any...
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Identity cards might well be convenient: and, in any case, they are already here
The SpectatorL ast week, in my digital dealings with the Driver and Vehicle Licensing Agency, I experienced something truly fascinating. Yes, I know. Subjective. Dangerous sentence. Bear...
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The Public Enemy, the moll and the squashed grapefruit
The SpectatorD o the sources disagree? Of course. And so they should. One of the mysterious aspects of human perception is the way in which eye-witnesses disagree about what they have seen....
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A paragon of Britishness reinvented by Germans
The SpectatorMatthew Lynn visits the Bentley factory in Crewe â where Spitfires were once built â and discovers how Volkswagenâs engineers and marketing men have revived the classic...
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Coming soon to a screen near you
The SpectatorCosmo Lush V egas, baby. Ask any self-respecting geek whatâs the hottest thing in this town and it isnât lap-dancers or crapshoots but gadgets and gizmos. Las Vegas is the...
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Network Railâs performance is poor enough to test an archbishopâs patience
The SpectatorT he archbishop and I â not having been formally introduced â confined ourselves to an exchange of despairing glances. We were at Doncaster, in the buffet car of the 19.13...
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A great writer and drinker
The SpectatorSam Leith POE: A L IFE C UT S HORT by Peter Ackroyd Chatto, £15.99, pp. 170, ISBN 9780701169886 â £12.79 (plus £2.45 p&p) 0870 429 6655 W hen Edgar Allan Poe bumped into a...
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A stately progress
The SpectatorGeorge Osborne T HE F ORGOTTEN P RIME M INISTER : T HE 14 TH E ARL OF D ERBY , A SCENT , 1799-1851 by Angus Hawkins OUP, £30, pp. 448, ISBN 9780199204403 â £24 (plus £2.45...
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Dangers of the group mentality
The SpectatorAlan Judd L EADERLESS J IHAD : T ERROR N ETWORKS IN THE T WENTY - FIRST C ENTURY by Marc Sageman University of Pennsylvania Press, £16.50, pp. 200, ISBN 9780812240658 M arc...
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Let Joy be unconfined
The SpectatorMatthew dâAncona J oy D IVISIoN : P IECE By P IECE , W RITING A BoUT J oy D IVISIoN , 1977-2007 by Paul Morley Plexus, £14.99, pp. 160, ISBN 9780859654043 â £11.99 (plus...
When pink was far from rosy
The SpectatorJudith Flanders A MERICAN P RoMETHEUS : T HE T RIUMPH AND T RAGEDy oF J. R oBERT o PPENHEIMER by Kai Bird and Martin J. Sherwin Atlantic, £25, pp. 736, ISBN 9781843547044 â...
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The new arbiters of taste
The SpectatorJohn Martin Robinson G REAT C OLLECTORS OF O UR T IME : A RT C OLLECTING S INCE 1945 by James Stourton Scala, £45, pp. 480, ISBN 9781857595147 â £36 (plus £2.45 p&p) 0870...
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Love among the journalists
The SpectatorJohn de Falbe W E A RE N OW B EGINNING OUR D ESCENT by James Meek Canongate, £16.99, pp. 295, ISBN 9781841959887 â £13.59 (plus £2.45 p&p) 0870 429 6655 A t the centre of...
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Remembering Hugh Massingberd
The SpectatorThe following is the address given at his funeral at Kensal Green Crematorium on 2 January W e were all so lucky to bask in Hughâs generous friendship. He included in this...
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Capturing the decade
The SpectatorD. J. Taylor G RANTA 100 edited by William Boyd Granta, £12.99, pp. 349, ISBN 9781905881000 â £10.39 (plus £2.45 p&p) 0870 429 6655 T ugging the review copy of Granta 100...
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Legacy of an Eminent Victorian
The SpectatorâMr Halléâs Bandâ began giving concerts 150 years ago. Michael Kennedy on the great orchestra O n the wet evening of 30 January 1858 in the Free Trade Hall,...
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Generosity of spirit
The SpectatorAndrew Lambirth Rose Hilton: A Selected Retrospective Tate St Ives, until 11 May R ose Hilton was born Rosemary Phipps in the Kentish village of Leigh, near Tonbridge, in...
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Olden but golden
The SpectatorIn the swim Charles Spencer T hereâs a lovely number by Loudon Wainwright III called âThe Swimming Songâ that evokes the delights of bathing with both sharp wit and...
Dazed and confused
The SpectatorLloyd Evans The Tempest Arts, and touring Brendan at the Chelsea Riverside A Mother Speaks Hackney Empire T ara Arts, a troupe devoted to âcrosscultural theatreâ, are...
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Powerful trio of stars
The SpectatorMichael Tanner La traviata Royal Opera House The Vanishing Bridegroom The Barbican S omething I didnât think was possible has happened this last week: I have been strongly...
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...while you work
The SpectatorRobin Holloway I tâs been commonplace ever since the widespread dissemination of sound recording, followed by the rapid growth of broadcasting, to deplore âthe appalling...
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Drained of colour
The SpectatorDeborah Ross Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street 18, nationwide A fter the cheerlessness and brutality of No Country for Old Men , Iâm not sure a film about a...
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Bach substitute
The SpectatorKate Chisholm I tâs been really hard getting used to the idea that thereâs no more Bach at eight on Radio Three. After 48 mornings, Iâve found myself well and truly...
The pity of war
The SpectatorJames Delingpole Y ou were probably expecting me to review Ross Kemp in Afghanistan (Sky One, Monday) this week but Iâm a bit off Afghanistan programmes at the moment. Not to...
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Family traditions
The SpectatorRobin Oakley T he actor Bernard Miles, asked once how he liked his eggs, replied, âIn threes.â An old chum of mine, in the days when lunch with ministers or MPs was an...
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Serbian siren
The SpectatorTaki Gstaad I âve been watching the Australian Tennis Open on the telly and boring myself to sleep. The modern game is too onedimensional, the players too predictable. The...
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Secrets and lies
The SpectatorJeremy Clarke T he Methodist church hall could have been a bit warmer. I chose a seat at the end of the row. Because Iâd been kept awake for most of the previous night by...
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Look and learn
The SpectatorAidan Hartley Somalia I am in a refugee camp of 200,000 war victims on the outskirts of Mogadishu. The muezzin call to prayer drifts across a sea of plastic tents set among...
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Staying cool
The SpectatorAlex James I was outside the Wolseley smoking after dinner, just lighting up my second and peacefully contemplating the relative merits of banana splits and chocolats...
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Licence to thrill
The SpectatorMark Palmer regrets that the Aston Martin impresses only men âW ell done, mate, nice one,â says a man on the way to work as my Aston Martin DB9 rolls off a giant transporter...
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Homage to Aragon
The SpectatorSimon Courtauld visits a battle-scarred memorial to the Spanish civil war F or students of the Spanish civil war, and especially its battlefields, Aragon, visited by few foreign...
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Lviv and let live
The SpectatorAndrey Slivka M aybe Iâm not objective, since I always approach Lviv, Ukraine, after a spell in Kiev, where I live, or in other points east amid the relentless dun-coloured...
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The real French
The SpectatorDom Joly I went to a French lycée in Beirut when I was a kid and Iâm bilingual â at least I thought I was until my New Yearâs trip to Quebec City, the capital of French...
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Where past meets future
The SpectatorChristina Patterson O n my first morning in Shanghai I was woken up by drums. It sounded like a military parade, but the roads I could see from the window of my 16thfloor hotel...
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Wonders in the jungle
The SpectatorLucinda Baring I f you want a more intrepid holiday than your usual week on the Costa del Sol, then Peru has it all. But when trying to decide how to tackle an entire country...
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I s the economy about to collapse? Or are we facing
The Spectatora minor blip? I do not know, but things donât look good. What I do know is that we can offer Spectator readers the magical âsoft landingâ economists seek, since the wines...
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I am not ashamed to admit that I want to be famous today. Who cares about posterity?
The SpectatorâS o,â said the television interviewer, fixing me with an inquisitorial stare, âwhy are you so desperate to be a celebrity?â This was last week on BBC2, but the question...
Mind your language
The SpectatorIt is not fair to blame the Americans for every element of speech that we donât like, but there are a couple of pieces of syntax that have blown like some New World bacterium...
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F ollowing last weekâs article, someone wrote asking me to dissuade
The Spectatorthem from buying the new ultra-thin Apple Air laptop, to which they had become curiously attracted. Delighted to help. In fact anything I can do to deprogramme you from the...
Q. Following the death of my father, I have received
The Spectatora large number of letters, many of them lengthy, from people I have never met but who knew Daddy (he was 50 when I was born). I am enormously moved by the length of the letters...
Q. Since my husband gave up alcohol, and since the
The Spectatorcost of petrol has become so high, he is reluctant to accept weekend invitations and suggests that instead we âjoinâ our friends by webcam as they are having breakfast or...
A. Thank you for your consideration.
The SpectatorQ. I have an intense dislike of writing letters with anything other than an ink pen, including the address on the envelope. However, with the constantly changing weather, I am...