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Produce the memo
The SpectatorA front-page exclusive in the Daily Mirror is normally something to be treated with great scepticism. Until, that is, the Attorney General, Lord Goldsmith, offers his full stamp...
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PORTRAIT OF THE WEEK D owning Street let it be known
The Spectatorthat Mr Tony Blair, the Prime Minister, was sympathetic to plans to build new nuclear power stations; but then government ministers announced he had not made up his mind after...
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A n actorâs life is either feast or famine. For 90
The Spectatorper cent of us too often itâs famine, as our thespian business is vastly overpopulated and competition is fierce. In the past months Iâve had more than five jobs, including...
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Now Cameron is positioning himself as the heir to George W. Bush
The SpectatorA t the heart of David Cameronâs project for the Tory party is admiration for Tony Blair: his techniques, style, language and personality cult. This reverence for the Prime...
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I t is generally agreed that David Cameron, this magazineâs candidate
The Spectatorfor the Conservative leadership, did a good job against Jeremy Paxman on Newsnight last week. His skill was to bring out something which is more and more striking about national...
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Brussels bites back
The SpectatorAnthony Browne reports on the EUâs unabated lust for control of national policies, from law and order to universities, from biotechnology to tax Brussels I t was perhaps...
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Sometimes women share the blame
The SpectatorRape is wrong, says Rod Liddle , but it is right to believe â as 30 per cent of British people do â that some victims are partly responsible T here was a clever little...
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I back Black
The SpectatorMark Steyn says that Conrad Black will beat the rap â provided he gets a fair trial I n the Independent this week, Sir Peregrine Worsthorne was teetering on the brink of his...
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The American way of torture
The SpectatorAlasdair Palmer on how the White House is trying to defeat Senator McCainâs anti-torture Bill A merica is starting to get anxious again about its use of âaggressive...
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Mind your language
The SpectatorMy husband had become cocooned in bedclothes to my chilly disadvantage last week during that cold snap. So I went in search of something warm to drink and turned on the World...
The unspeakable in pursuit of the unspeakable
The SpectatorLloyd Evans goes out with the hunt sabs and gets a terrible fright when he meets the hunt followers N othing much has changed. Thatâs the current wisdom on the ban. If...
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Asbo-lutely mad
The SpectatorTrevor Grove on the risks of enforcing Asbos with jail sentences O ne way to imprison a suspected terrorist for 90 days or even longer, without any bother from Parliament,...
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Meet the Brownies
The SpectatorPaul Routledge on the likely shape and colour of Gordon Brownâs government O ne afternoon in the late summer of 1997, I was called to the Treasury for an audience with Gordon...
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Donât let the UN run the internet
The SpectatorMartin Vander Weyer says that attempts to impose international control of the internet are inspired by anti-Americanism T he laptop on which Iâm working tells me that it has...
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What goes up but wonât come raining down?
The SpectatorThe price of gold, and gold ingots New York N o helicopters are flying in the cold clear skies above Liberty Street, home of the Federal Reserve Bank of New York, from which I...
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Take a tip from the shrieking barnacle-geese
The SpectatorI tâs hard to shake off a guilty feeling that this is cheating. Iâm about to tell you about my five sublime days in the Western Isles in late November about to recommend...
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Poor countries need tariffs
The SpectatorFrom Paul Collins Sir: Contrary to your leading article (âFull marks to Blairâ, 19 November), ActionAid is absolutely correct to challenge Tony Blairâs commitment to...
To encourage the others
The SpectatorFrom E. Derek Smith Sir: Bruce Anderson (âConduct unbecomingâ, 19 November) might be interested to know that about ten years ago History Today magazine published a detailed...
Eirenic Islam
The SpectatorFrom John Goodman Sir: I imagine many people, when confronted by the choice of Tory v . Labour, run into the same emotional conflict as I do. We have a basic and practical...
Why communism collapsed
The SpectatorFrom Oleg Gordievsky Sir: Peregrine Worsthorne (Books, 19 November) claims that, ideologically, there were reduced dangers from post-Stalinist communism, âYet under Reagan...
Lichfield lives on
The SpectatorFrom Michael Moszynski Sir: Your readers may have wondered about the bizarre timing that, on the day that Patrick Lichfield died, The Spectator hit their doormats with a...
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Our improving railways
The SpectatorFrom Adrian Lyons, CBE Sir: It is rather sad that the only journalism which Andrew Gilligan believes has any validity is that which is remorselessly negative (âThe silence of...
Dave and the dinosaurs
The SpectatorFrom Sheila Donaldson Sir: I thought the whole essence of David Cameronâs leadership campaign was the idea of change. If, as Peter Oborne suggests (Politics, 19 November), he...
Big Bang is a fact
The SpectatorFrom James OâDwyer Sir: Paul Johnson (âAnd another thing, 12 November) betrays a certain naivety in his understanding of theoretical physics and the scientific method. He...
No such Council
The SpectatorFrom Paul Johnson Sir: In criticising my theology (âLetters, 19 November) Michael Dummett cites as his authority âthe Council of Constantinople of AD 543â. There were in...
Nicotine lovers
The SpectatorFrom Jim Dunne Sir: I agree with the general thrust of Guy Adamsâs argument (âBullying for charityâ, 12 November) but he is wrong about smoking in pubs. The Republic of...
Waughâs PC Christmas
The SpectatorFrom Matthew Leeming Sir: âThe Spectatorâs Notesâ (12 November) finds a fictional parallel in Narnia to the suppression of the custom of Christmas under the Blair terror....
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Is the former ambassador a shit, a cad or a rat?
The SpectatorT he bad behaviour of Sir Christopher Meyer, former ambassador in Washington, raises interesting questions of nomenclature. Should he be called a shit, a cad or a rat? I rather...
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Books of the Year
The SpectatorA further selection of the best and worst books of the year, chosen by some of our regular contributors Robert Salisbury It is difficult to look beyond three biographies this...
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Recent gardening books
The SpectatorMary Keen T wenty years ago, gardening books never made it to the coffee table. The reader had to supply the glamorous illustrations. It was a bit like the difference between...
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Three star cooks
The SpectatorElfreda Pownall J AMIE â S I TALY by Jamie Oliver Penguin, £20, pp. 336, ISBN 0718147707 V £16 (plus £2.45 p&p) 0870 429 6655 ARABESQUE by Claudia Roden Penguin/Michael...
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Recent crime novels
The SpectatorHarriet Waugh T he Stranger House by Reginald Hill (HarperCollins, £12.99) is not a Dalziel and Pascoe detective novel but a highly enjoyable gothic confection. Two strangers...
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Curiosity killed the cat
The SpectatorBevis Hillier S ome stocking-filler books are funny, or meant to be: those I shall cover at a later date. This week, I have been looking at an allied, but different group which...
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Two sorts of ending up
The SpectatorRaymond Carr B LIND R IDER by Juan Goytisolo Serpentâs Tail, £8.99, pp. 112, ISBN 1852428635 â £7.19 (plus £2.45 p&p) 0870 429 6655 M EMORIES OF M Y M ELANCHOLY W HORES...
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The shadowy bounds of discretion
The SpectatorNicholas Henderson DC C ONFIDENTIAL by Christopher Meyer Weidenfeld, £20, pp. 301, ISBN 0297851144 â £16 (plus £2.45 p&p) 0870 429 6655 T he first sentence of Christoper...
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Scarcely a matter of honour
The SpectatorJane Ridley DUEL by James Landale Canongate, £14.99, pp. 304 ISBN 1841956473 â £11.99 (plus £2.45 p&p) 0870 429 6655 E arly one morning in August 1826 two men stood facing...
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All passion still not spent
The SpectatorFrancis King W HEN I G ROW U P by Bernice Rubens Little, Brown, £17.99, pp. 256, ISBN 0316731277 â £14.39 (plus £2.45 p&p) 0870 429 6655 F rom her earliest years, one...
A dose of the verbals
The SpectatorDot Wordsworth A light moment in the preliminary stages of learning Turkish is to discover that the word in that tongue for âtalking nonsenseâ is fart . Later on one finds...
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Underneath the arches
The SpectatorAndrew Roberts on Feliks Topolskiâs dramatic work of art, which is in desperate need of repair A djacent to the Royal Festival Hall on the South Bank under Hungerford Bridge...
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From horror to the sublime
The SpectatorAndrew Lambirth Paul McCarthy: LaLa Land Parody Paradise Whitechapel Art Gallery, until 8 January 2006 From Vulcanâs Forge: Bronzes from the Rijksmuseum, 1450â1700 Daniel...
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Politics of patronage
The SpectatorJohn Spurling China: The Three Emperors 1662â1795 Royal Academy, London, until 17 April 2006 âT he state is ruined, but mountains and rivers remain,â wrote the Chinese...
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Regency revival?
The SpectatorAlan Powers W .S. Gilbertâs parody of Oscar Wilde, Reginald Bunthorne, wanted to make a minor scandal with his belief that âart stopped short in the cultivated court of the...
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Two out of three
The SpectatorMichael Tanner Tangier Tattoo; La Cenerentola Glyndebourne on Tour G lyndebourne on Tour has discovered outreach and access, etc. In an attempt, which I desperately hope will...
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Meet me in St Louis
The SpectatorRobin Holloway L ast month I used the Boston Orchestraâs new season as a yardstick with which to beat the London orchestrasâ effete and provincial programming. And Boston...
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Missing magic
The SpectatorMark Steyn Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire 12A, selected cinemas F ormula gets a bum rap from critics, but Iâm rather partial to it myself. In the Bond movies, itâs...
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Escapism at its best
The SpectatorGiannandrea Poesio Sylvia The Royal Ballet, Royal Opera House Rambert Dance Company Sadlerâs Wells Theatre M ore than a year since its re-emergence from oblivion, Frederick...
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Ailing classic
The SpectatorToby Young The Hypochondriac Almeida I Am My Own Wife Duke of York Cyprus Trafalgar Studios A ccording to Patricia Hewitt, the people to blame for the depletion of the...
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Anything goes
The SpectatorMichael Vestey C oncern for the English language is one thing but diehard pedantry is another. It seems that Stephen Fry has started shouting at the radio when Radio Four...
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Screen savers
The SpectatorSimon Hoggart O ne of the most annoying lines you can hear is, âI donât watch television myself.â Itâs usually said with a small, indulgent smile, as if to imply that,...
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Family fortunes
The SpectatorRobin Oakley D own in his canal field on a damp November morning, Paul Webberâs horses were working in threes, hooves thudding into the resilient turf. This time it was Gift...
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Menace and danger
The SpectatorTaki New York A letter to the mother of my children from the greatest living French writer, Michel Déon, one of the 40 immortals of the French Academy, shows me to be a...
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Ex factor
The SpectatorJeremy Clarke I âve gone round to Sharonâs and walked into a stand-up row between Sharon and her brother in their kitchen. Theyâre yelling at each other and the dogâs...
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Commando courage
The SpectatorJames Delingpole P atrick Hagen served as a wireless operator with 4 Commando Brigade signals troop. Here he describes the moment when, while guarding their exit route during a...
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I tâs a Sunday and as our son doesnât have any
The Spectatorsporting engagements for the first time in 657 years my partner proposes a Family Day Out, a simple enough phrase always promoted in newspapers â The Best Family Days Out;...
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A confrère faced a daunting task last week. As golfing correspondent
The Spectatorof the Times , it fell to John Hopkins to do the honours with the speech of acclaim at the induction into the World Golf Hall of Fame in Florida of his fabled predecessor...
Q. I was rather hurt yesterday when I delivered my
The Spectator80-year-old mother to the Carlton Club at 3 p.m. to meet her friends and have tea and the porter would not allow me in. âMadam, are you wearing jeans!â Too true â Armani...
Q. May I draw your attention to an error which
The Spectatorappeared last week? Lady Trowbridge should have been spelt Lady Troubridge. A.B., London W8 A. Thank you for drawing this misprint to my attention. The allusion might otherwise...
Q. Further to your suggestion that scrap suppers be served
The Spectatoron site to âdie-hardsâ following private views in art galleries, is this not the solution to reversing the declining numbers of classical concertgoers? Would it not be...