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Mother knows best
The SpectatorâA ll new rights,â said Gordon Brown in one of his more memorable utterances, âwill be matched by new responsibilities.â It would come across as a more honourable...
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PORTRAIT OF THE WEEK M r Mark Oaten withdrew his candidacy
The Spectatorfor the leadership of the Liberal Democrats and then resigned as its Home Affairs spokesman after the News of the World publicised repeated visits to a 23-year-old rent boy. Mr...
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âT o my knowledge, in my lifetime three prime ministers have
The Spectatorbeen adulterers,â Evelyn Waugh wrote in 1963, âand almost every Cabinet has had an addict of almost every sexual vice.â Another pious Christian put it statistically...
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Cameron is wrong to suck up to Bush and ignore the issue of rendition
The SpectatorD avid Cameron has ruthlessly dumped Tory baggage on almost every pressing issue: tax, the economy, the environment, health, education, welfare, the legacy of Margaret Thatcher....
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Invasion of the New Europeans
The SpectatorImmigrants from the East are honest and hard-working, says Anthony Browne , but many more have arrived than the government predicted. Should there be a limit? E urope is one of...
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The misery of the Polish newcomers
The SpectatorEverybody loves the Poles. Everybody loves reliable plumbers and natural-born nannies. Only Andrzej Tutkaj, of the Federation of Poles in Great Britain, is sceptical about the...
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The enemy of liberal cant
The SpectatorA.N. Wilson remembers the great conservative satirist Michael Wharton, who died this week W hen the Twin Towers collapsed, I read nothing sane upon the subject in any newspaper...
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Osama doesnât matter any more
The SpectatorMark Steyn says that only Democrats and Europeans will be fooled by the offer of a truce from the âexiled Saudi dissidentâ Y ou know this fellow David Cameron? Well,...
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Instrument of terror
The SpectatorWilliam Cash meets a Devon farmer who keeps the familyâs gruesome family heirloom â Hitlerâs red telephone â in his safe A week before Christmas the Grampian microphone...
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Mind your language
The SpectatorA reader, whose name is beyond recall because my husband put his letter in a safe place, is unhappy at the general ignorance of the origin of the word dog , and wonders if I can...
Reefer madness
The SpectatorCannabis is not harmless, says Ross Clark , and libertarians are wrong to call for its legalisation A fter some consideration I am not sure that I can get excited about the...
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It could be him
The SpectatorSholto Byrnes talks to Chris Huhne, second favourite in the Lib Dem race, about coalitions, privacy and the AustroâHungarian empire U ntil a couple of weeks ago, the name of...
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Svenâs seven deadly sins
The SpectatorRod Liddle on the truth about why the England football manager had to go H ere are a few reasons why the Football Association should have sacked the manager of England,...
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Too much, too young
The SpectatorFrom Judith Hereford Sir: I agree with Leo McKinstry (âHate, hypocrisy and hysteriaâ, 21 January). To read the newspapers, youâd think that Ruth Kelly was singlehandedly...
From Michael OâShea
The SpectatorSir: In his excellent article on Ruth Kelly Leo McKinstry mentions her âreligiousâ opposition to abortion. Perhaps she opposes abortion not so much because her religion...
A countryside for all
The SpectatorFrom Andrew Wood Sir: Mian Ridge (âA question of ethnicsâ, 21 January) correctly outlines one of the aims of the Countryside Agencyâs Diversity Review. However, the...
Exploiting Hyde Park
The SpectatorFrom Nicholas Goodison Sir: It was refreshing to see Olivia Glazebrookâs beef about the misuse of Hyde Park (Diary, 21 January). It should be a park at all times and not a...
Paying for othersâ education
The SpectatorFrom Andrew Currie Sir: In his article on David Cameronâs approach to education (âWhy did he do it?â, 14 January) Ross Clark moans about having to pay twice for his...
Capitalism and communism
The SpectatorFrom Michael Petek Sir: The vestigially Christian culture of the West took on communism in Europe and won the Cold War (âThe danger of Chinaâ, 21 January). But now that the...
Isis, Osiris and Jesus
The SpectatorFrom Helen Style Sir: Bruce Anderson says that the religion of the ancient Egyptians was âbarbarousâ (Travel, 21 January). Its features include a god who created the world...
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Oaten may have taken a âstupidâ risk, but that doesnât mean heâs stupid
The SpectatorM y friends would concur in describing me as someone in whom the precautionary instinct is not as strong as it ought to be. But even I, were I Mark Oaten, would have asked...
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A foxy Chancellor knows many things, but a hedgehog learns the hard way
The SpectatorT utti possono sbagliare : we can all make mistakes, as the hedgehog observed, getting down from the hearth-brush. Whether our prickly Chancellor is a student of Italian...
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âShould there be a retiring age for writers?â Discuss
The SpectatorâY ou writers never retire, do you?â said the guest at the party condescendingly. ââScribble, scribble, scribble, right to the end,â as Edward Gibbon said.â...
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Investing in a moral maze
The SpectatorCan ethical investment change corporate behaviour for the better, asks Patrick Hosking, or is it merely a cynical marketing ploy by fund managers? âB eware the fund manager...
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A-Day to look forward to
The SpectatorIan Cowie says new pension rules will benefit high earners who should be glad the Chancellor changed his mind on property investment G ordon Brown did many savers a favour when...
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A slice of a shrinking pie
The SpectatorPrivate equity firms are enjoying rich stock-market pickings, says Matthew Vincent , but small investors donât have to be satisfied with scraps I magine, if you will, a pizza...
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To those original shareholders, the opportunity to re-invest must have
The Spectatorseemed as appetising as salad-bar lettuce at the end of a hot day. And all of this encapsulates the problem for private investors: how do you avoid getting stuffed by cheap...
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Precious doorstops
The SpectatorMerryn Somerset-Webb offers advice on how to invest your enormous City bonus for pleasure as well as profit I tâs going to be a happy month for H.R. Owen, the Ferrari...
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What should not be known
The SpectatorPhilip Hensher F OR L UST OF K NOWING : T HE O RIENTALISTS AND T HEIR ENEMIES by Robert Irwin Penguin/Allen Lane, £25, pp. 410, ISBN 0713994150 â £20 (plus £2.45 p&p) 0870...
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Change and decay
The SpectatorKate Chisholm T HE N IGHT W ATCH by Sarah Waters Virago, £16.99, pp. 473, ISBN 1844082466 â £13.59 (plus £2.45 p&p) 0870 429 6655 T he prizewinning novelist Sarah Waters...
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The Thirty Years Slaughter
The SpectatorIan Garrick Mason A W AR L IKE N O O THER : H OW THE A THENIANS AND S PARTANS F OUGHT THE P ELOPONNESIAN W AR by Victor Davis Hanson Methuen, £18.99, pp. 397, ISBN 0413775259...
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Coping with the Van Gogh syndrome
The SpectatorDavid Ekserdjian S IR T HOMAS L AWRENCE by Michael Levey Yale, £45, pp. 256, ISBN 0300109989 â £36 (plus £2.45 p&p) 0870 429 6655 I n the context of the visual arts, the...
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Progressive up to a point
The SpectatorAllan Massie L ORD C OCKBURN : T HE L ETTERS edited by Alan Bell John Donald, £25, pp. 282, ISBN 0859766306 â £20 (plus £2.45 p&p) 0870 429 6655 H enry Cockburn...
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All roots and branches
The SpectatorOliver Rackham T HE S ECRET L IFE OF T REES by Colin Tudge Allen Lane, £20, pp. 452, ISBN 0713996986 â £16 (plus £2.45 p&p) 0870 429 6655 T his book covers all the trees...
All gas and gaiters
The SpectatorDiana Hendry K EPT : A V ICTORIAN M YSTERY by D. J. Taylor Chatto, £16.99, pp. 431, ISBN 0701178957 â £13.59 (plus £2.45 p&p) 0870 429 6655 I tâs irrelevant, I know, but...
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After such knowledge, what forgiveness?
The SpectatorM. R. D. Foot T HOSE W HO T RESPASS A GAINST U S by Countess Karolina Lanckoronska, translated by Noel Clark Pimlico, £14.99, pp. 341, ISBN 1844134172 â £11.99 (plus £2.45...
The composer and his phoenix
The SpectatorNicholas Kenyon M OZART AND H IS O PERAS by David Cairns Penguin/Allen Lane, £22, pp. 290, ISBN 0713994916 â £17.60 (plus £2.45 p&p) 0870 429 6655 T HE M AN W HO W ROTE...
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Intention and chance
The SpectatorAndrew Lambirth visits shows in the West End by Edwina Leapman and Richard Long E dwina Leapman (born 1934) is an abstract painter and colourist of beguiling subtlety. Her...
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Bare necessities
The SpectatorMichael Tanner La Traviata Royal Opera House T he revival of Richard Eyreâs production of La Traviata at the Royal Opera didnât go quite as planned, because Elena...
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Heaven and earth
The SpectatorRobin Holloway I donât really like Radio Threeâs recent venture into blockbuster one-man blowouts. Itâs a bit sophomoric and anorakish, and the completism can reduce even...
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Devilish delight
The SpectatorLloyd Evans Sejanus, His Fall Trafalgar Studios The Late Henry Moss Almeida Factory Girls Arcola W hat was I thinking? A fortnight ago I berated the hammy, eggy, lardy,...
Beyond good and evil
The SpectatorMark Steyn Munich 15, selected cinemas T wenty years ago George Jonas wrote a book called Vengeance , about the targeted assassinations of various murky Arab figures that...
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Sobering thoughts
The SpectatorMichael Vestey T he astonishing removal of Charles Kennedy for having been a heavy drinker confirmed my long-held belief that the Liberal Democrats are by far the nastiest and...
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Mock Tudor
The SpectatorSimon Hoggart M y advance DVD from the BBC was marked âThe Virgin Quennâ, which I thought was pleasing and evocative. Possibly the quenn was a mythical beast, condemned to...
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Mutual respect
The SpectatorRobin Oakley R acing yards all have their own character, some pretty as picture books, some run like military camps. Down a muddy lane in deepest Hampshire Emma Lavelleâs...
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Bargain brace
The SpectatorSimon Courtauld I t is one of lifeâs little mysteries that, outside the circle of those involved in game shooting, so few pheasants are bought and eaten, in a country where...
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Good enough for TT
The SpectatorTaki T o Harrow, the most heroic of public schools, for a speech about the press, probably among the least defensible of professions. I say the most heroic because Harrow lost...
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Group therapy
The SpectatorJeremy Clarke I feel sorry for Gorgeous George. It was a terrific idea to go on Big Brother and turn himself into a popular icon and get his political ideas across to a young...
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SPECTATOR WINE CLUB
The SpectatorSIMON HOGGART I think this is a wonderful offer, and it kicks off with a special treat. Spectator readers love Château Musar, and a year or so back cleared out all the stocks...
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Hitting the target
The SpectatorFRANK KEATING T he club records of a couple of soccerâs fabled old goal-scorers were levelled this month. Two nice round numbers, too, as the silky and sometimes sulky...
Q. Two years ago I dispatched a spoof Christmas letter
The Spectatorto a select handful of friends thinking this might amuse them. I committed all the standard crimes: blowby-blow accounts of (fictitious) holidays and activities; an insistence...
Q. I wonder if you or any of your readers
The Spectatorcould help with a slightly delicate problem which is faced by many people at this time of the year. I refer of course to the task of removing shotgun pellets from the loo â I...
Q. My Labrador has eaten my remote control to the
The Spectatordigibox which I bought only two years ago. Now the shop where I bought the equipment tells me they cannot help with a replacement. We cannot operate the thing manually and I am...