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After Conway, heed Coulson
The SpectatorH ere are some brute facts: the Conservative party still has fewer seats than Michael Foot won in the 1983 general election. To win an overall majority in the House of Commons,...
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DIARY OF A NOTTING HILL NOBODY
The SpectatorMONDAY Dave says we are absolutely not withdrawing the whip from poor Mr Conway. If we do such a thing, where will it end? Which MP hasnât at some point given their son a...
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A s publication of my new novel, My Favourite Wife , draws
The Spectatorcloser, Fred Kindall steps up the training. You need to be a fit man to publish a novel these days. âItâs good to be alive,â Fred exults, as I lie on the floor of his gym...
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If Gordon wins next time, the Derek Conway case will be one of the reasons
The SpectatorY ears from now, when the downfall of Peter Hain has been reduced to a Trivial Pursuit question standing between players and a yellow wedge, the name of Derek Conway will still...
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T he appointment of a Permanent Secretary at No. 10 Downing
The SpectatorStreet shows that the office of Prime Minister is swelling fit to burst. Everyone says that the man with the new post, Jeremy Heywood, is excellent. Nothing is known against him...
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Will Obama face McCain? Weâll know after Super Tuesday
The SpectatorJames Forsyth says that the Republican nomination is all but settled, and McCain has achieved a stunning comeback. If the Democrats want the White House, they must pick Obama as...
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Two old stagers find vigour in Brief Lives
The SpectatorTim Walker talks to the theatrical veterans Roy Dotrice and Patrick Garland about their long-awaited return to the work of John Aubrey I n a soulless, drafty rehearsal hall just...
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The wages of beauty are loneliness
The SpectatorMarianne Macdonald says that the crazy bounty nature bestows on gorgeous women can be a curse: a recipe for low confidence and solitary distrust I am always struck, interviewing...
Ancient & modern
The SpectatorLast time we saw that the currently fashionable buzz-word âchangeâ was anathema to the Romans, because they looked for stability and permanence, and change implied failure....
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Forty years on from Tet: how the US won Vietnam
The SpectatorStanley Johnson returns to Vietnam four decades after the offensive that shattered American confidence in the war â but reflects that the US went on to win the cultural battle...
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No better way to turn 70 than in the Darjeeling hills
The SpectatorChristopher Booker launches his eighth decade in India with a spot of street cricket, a return to his motherâs birthplace and a salute to a country reclaiming its historical...
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I am angrier with the government about the smoking ban than the Iraq war
The SpectatorRod Liddle says that the ban exemplifies all that is wrong with Labour: nannying piety, control freakery and an endless capacity for lies. Whatâs more, itâs put him to...
T here is no building so hideous that it is beyond
The Spectatorthe powers of any modern architect worth his salt to design something even worse. This important truth of the science of aesthetics was borne out recently when I visited Paris...
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THE WINNER OF THE IMPOSSIBLE QUIZ!
The SpectatorWeâre delighted to announce the winner of our fiendishly difficult general knowledge game, published in the Christmas edition of The Spectator. Our congratulations and a case...
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Phoney war
The SpectatorSir: I was sorry to see that Con Coughlin (âAgent Brownâs new plan to smash terrorâ, 26 January) has now joined the likes of poor William Shawcross on the pottier side of...
Tax return
The SpectatorSir: Anthony J. Burnet makes two interesting points in his comment on my âEconomics of Mr Brownâ (Letters, 26 January). The first is that my questioning of the proposed new...
Target practice
The SpectatorSir: Pauline Holroydâs experience regarding choice in NHS referrals (Letters, 19 January) becomes even more frustrating when government targets interfere. I was referred in...
Wing and a prayer
The SpectatorSir: Atatürk banned the call to prayer in Arabic throughout Turkey as long ago as 1932 (The Spectatorâs Notes, 12 January). He decreed that it could henceforth only be in...
Top tip
The SpectatorSir: I was reminded by Martin Vander Weyerâs footnote of Hugh Massingberdâs huge appetite and of his extraordinary generosity (Any other business, 26 January). Hugh and I...
Mind the gaps
The SpectatorSir: Matthew Parrisâs article on the âsurprising gapsâ the English language has in its vocabulary (Another voice, 19 January), reminds me of all the times I have asked...
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After much deliberation, I have come to the conclusion that life does not exist
The SpectatorT his January Prometheus paid our era a call. Scientists (it was reported at the end of the month) have âannounced the creation of a synthetic chromosome, knocking down one of...
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Shakespeare, Neo-Platonism and Princess Diana
The SpectatorT he litigation about the death of Princess Diana drags on, to the confusion of most of us, the satisfaction of none, and I imagine to the great distress of her two sons. And...
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Why itâs raining dividends in Wales
The SpectatorNeil Collins meets Nigel Annett, who runs Welsh Water â a unique utility company which operates without shareholders and distributes profits back to its customers I t does...
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The disappearing bezzle
The SpectatorChristopher Fildes M y friend Herbie from the Last National Bank of Boot Hill understood about rogue traders. When another hapless bank owned up to losses âdue to...
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Farewell to Asiaâs greatest kleptocrat
The SpectatorEric Ellis says the death of Indonesiaâs former dictator may spur attempts to recover the loot accumulated by his family T he strangest moment of the elongated théâtre de...
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The vile behaviour of the press
The SpectatorPeter Oborne F LAT E ARTH N Ews by Nick Davies Chatto, £17.99, pp. 408, ISBN 9780701181451 â £14.39 (plus £2.45 p&p) 0870 429 6655 T his book exposes newspapers to the...
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A very vicious circle
The SpectatorJervoise Andreyev T HE S ECRET H ISTORY OF THE W AR ON C ANCER by Devra Davis Basic Books, £16.99, pp. 505, ISBN 9780465015665 â £13.59 (plus £2.45 p&p) 0870 429 6655 T...
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Daring to defy the myth
The SpectatorJustin Cartwright W EIMAR G ERMANY : P ROMISE AND T RAGEDY by Eric D. Weitz Princeton, £17.95, pp. 425, ISBN 9780691016955 â £14.39 (plus £2.45 p&p) 0870 429 6655 W eimar...
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Champagne on dirty floorboards
The SpectatorJane Rye L UCIAN F REUD by William Feaver Rizzoli, £65, pp. 487, ISBN9780847829521 L ucian Freud describes his paintings as largely autobiographical, which seems to imply some...
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Spartans did it wearing cloaks
The SpectatorJonathan Keates T HE G REEKS AND G REEK L OVE by James Davidson Weidenfeld, £30, pp. 634, ISBN 97802978199 â £24 (plus £2.45 p&p) 0870 429 6655 H owever loaded or coded,...
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A return to the grand themes
The SpectatorRaymond Carr P ENULTIMATE A DVENTURES WITH B RITANNIA : P ERSONALITIES , P OLITICS AND C ULTURE IN B RITAIN by Wm. Roger Louis I.B. Tauris, £35, pp. 320, ISBN 9781845116934 B...
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Pulp fiction for the intelligent
The SpectatorS. E. G. Hopkin T HE M ETATEMPORAL DETECTIVE by Michael Moorcock Prometheus Books, £17.99, pp. 327, ISBN 9781591025962 T he late Alan Coren once called a collection of...
We Being Ghosts
The SpectatorToo many of my friends are dead, and others wrecked By various diseases of the intellect Or failing body. How am I still upright? And even I sleep half the day, cough half the...
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Unthinking dogmatism
The SpectatorJames MacMillan explains why he hates the assumption that he is a liberal left-winger I n my travels I see myself frequently described in foreign media as a âleftwing and...
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Italian treats
The SpectatorAndrew Lambirth A Decade of Discovery Estorick Collection, 39a Canonbury Square, London N1, until 6 April T his year, as the Estorick Collection of Modern Italian Art...
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What a monster
The SpectatorDeborah Ross Cloverfield 15, Nationwide C loverfield is tiresome, dumb and horrid, and just in case you didnât get that Iâll say it again: this film is tiresome, dumb and...
Teletubby approach
The SpectatorLloyd Evans The Presidentâs Holiday Hampstead The Sea Haymarket The Vertical Hour Royal Court T hereâs no such thing as a great script idea. Ideas are equally good or bad,...
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Truffling around
The SpectatorMarcus Berkmann W here do you find your music? Yes, I know, you go to the CD rack and there it is. Or, if you are as obsessed as some of us, you go into almost any room in the...
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Britten surprises
The SpectatorMichael Tanner Peter Grimes Opera North O f all Brittenâs operas Peter Grimes is the one I have seen most often, and it remains not only the one that I find it hardest to...
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Reasons for hope
The SpectatorKate Chisholm â P akistan is a dysfunctional state,â said the writer Martin Amis in a debate about ideologies and ideologues in our post-9/11 world on Start the Week...
Cult viewing
The SpectatorSimon Hoggart âS hut up and drink the Kool-Aidâ is an American slang phrase â tart, cynical and funny â used for telling people to get on with something they must do...
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Gross greed
The SpectatorTaki Gstaad T he fat cats were all over Davos last week, greedy bankers, self-important bosses of publicly owned multinationals, craven hedge funders and shameless...
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Love and loss
The SpectatorJeremy Clarke T om proudly showed me a video clip on his mobile phone of his latest girlfriend doing a striptease. Confident girl. The tattoos must have cost a fortune. âSo...
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Crime and nourishment
The SpectatorMelissa Kite D espite efforts not to be superstitious, I am much obsessed by the idea of disaster seepage. That is to say, when one thing goes wrong, a hundred others usually...
Food to go
The SpectatorRichard Sennett I n the midst of an author tour for a new book, I am confronting both the worst evils of fast food and some surprising exceptions. Writers today cannot simply...
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The art of life
The SpectatorGap-year students, try Italy, not Vietnam, says Charlotte Metcalf A wise friend once said that you only regret what you donât do. Until I met John Hall and Nick Ross, I had...
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Very Moorish
The SpectatorGibraltar has a colourful past, discovers John Torode B ritish as the Rock of Gibraltar.â That was how an aged relative used to describe iconic objects â traditional London...
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The disturbing thing about fairy stories is that the father is always a useless weed
The SpectatorA s a father of three small children, I find myself constantly baffled by what is known in our household as âthe boredom paradoxâ. Why is it that my four-year-old daughter...
Mind your language
The SpectatorA reader, whose letter I have put somewhere safe, asks me whether I cannot blast the misuse of broker as a verb. Indeed I should love to blast away, if it would stay still in...
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L ike this journalâs esteemed High Life commentator, I too have
The Spectatorbeen spending too much time watching the last fortnightâs Australian Tennis Open from Melbourne â but unlike my colleague I found it an absolute revelation, with potentially...
Q. I wonder if you can give me some advice.
The SpectatorMy parents have agreed I can have 20 people to a party in our house in Balham. I am 16 but very responsible so they agreed to go out between 7 p.m. and 11 when the party is...
Q. I have had the same cleaner for 20 years.
The SpectatorShe comes three mornings a week and is very efficient. In the past, I was always on the school run for two of the three hours that she is in the house for, so we didnât see...