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The fumes of failure
The SpectatorâW e have no plans not to implement our budgetâ: the double negative employed by Phil Woolas, the Environment Minister, on Tuesdayâs Newsnight , and the familiar âno...
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I co-own a rather jolly childrenâs shop on Ebury Street and
The Spectatormy stock has recently expanded to include a Romanian tramp. I discovered him sleeping on my doorstep after returning to collect a laptop charger Iâd left behind. As it was...
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Fix your departure date now, Gordon, and give your legacy a chance
The SpectatorI t is time for Gordon Brown to start contemplating leaving Downing Street. But he should only set a date well into the next decade. To get there he needs to consider now how he...
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Camp Bastion, Helmand province O utside the Joint Support Unit HQ
The Spectatorhere stands a cross rising from a mound of cobbles. On each of the four sides of the mound is set a brass plate for the names of those British soldiers who have died in...
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DIARY OF A NOTTING HILL NOBODY
The SpectatorBy Tamzin Lightwater MONDAY Another superb by-election victory party at HQ with lashings of Pol Roger! The vibe v much: âHumility and workmanlike determination to get on with...
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âTouch wood,â Karzai said to me.
The SpectatorYou hear it all the time From the President downwards, all Afghans know that the peace in Helmand is precarious. Fraser Nelson reports from a shattered land of corruption and...
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Obama and McCain offer a choice, not an echo
The SpectatorThis presidential race will be the first real Right v. Left contest in a long time, says Irwin Stelzer . On free trade, healthcare, tax and pariah regimes, the two men are...
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Sorry, but apologies really are the work of the Devil
The SpectatorSaying âsorryâ is mostly wicked and usually irrelevant, says Anna Blundy . People should not be allowed to dump their inner shame so easily T here is no end, of course, to...
Ancient & modern
The SpectatorHamid Karzaiâs government is said to control a mere 30 per cent of Afghanistan. The rest is in the control of tribal leaders and the Taleban. As David Miliband says, we will...
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De Gaulle understood that only nations are real
The SpectatorFew may celebrate the half-century since Charles de Gaulleâs triumphs of 1958, says Robin Harris , but this realist genius understood that, in geopolitics, the nation-state...
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Who decided that all motorists were criminals?
The SpectatorBryan Forbes sees in the persecution of drivers a terrible metaphor for Englandâs decline: ministers hide in limousines while the police waste their time on minor road...
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I have worked out how we can win the
The SpectatorEurovision Song Contest next year Rod Liddle watches the UKâs humiliation and concludes that the problem is not politics but music: most of these countries just donât dig...
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Seek the reason why
The SpectatorSir: I greatly enjoyed Peter Jonesâs excellent article on Ancient Roman globalisation (âFor real globalisation, look at Ancient Romeâ, 24 May). I respectfully disagree...
Airhead
The SpectatorSir: Reading Matthew Parrisâs account of his time in a Ryanair queue (Another Voice, 24 May) reminded me of a conversation I overheard some years ago as I was crossing London...
Lost plot
The SpectatorSir: While Marianne Macdonaldâs article (âSex and the City is a mythâ, 24 May) was an entertaining read, its central thesis â that the airbrushed on-screen portrayal of...
Hazy memories
The SpectatorSir: Certainly many of the anachronisms in Foyleâs War were non-verbal (Letters, 24 May), perhaps the most glaring being the virtual absence from the screen of smouldering...
The test of society
The SpectatorSir: As I read your last editorial (âHereâs what we call progressâ, 24 May) and Rod Liddleâs piece (âOne day, abortions will appal us allâ, 24 May) upon how future...
Whatâs funny?
The SpectatorSir: I suppose itâs just about possible to conceive of a name for a child more pretentious than Aeneas, the name Matthew Dennison gave his child (âWhatâs in a name?â, 17...
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We should resist the globalisation of smells.
The SpectatorFrom London to Delhi, stench is truth E very Sunday night for the past couple of months, I have been going back in time. I have been in the early 1960s. Sharp suits, womanly...
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Things that get into print and make us shudder
The SpectatorH ard to remember an occasion when an author has aroused such unanimous distaste as Cherie Blairâs revelation that the birth of her son Leo was due to her unwillingness to...
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Unleash the Beastie. . .
The SpectatorMarcin Miller discovers some startlingly successful Ardbeg whisky and cheese combinations I slay is the home of peaty whisky and they donât come any peatier, or any more...
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How bad government caused the food crisis
The SpectatorJulian Morris argues that recent shortages and price rises of staple food in Asia and Latin America have been caused as much by parasitical politicians as by poor harvests O n...
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When Labour ministers say âweâre listeningâ, this is what they really mean â and itâs frightening
The SpectatorL ast week the Labour government revealed its plans to create a national cyber-database to hold details of every phone call, text, email and visit to the internet, as part of...
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Can Lord Bellâs PR skills combat the aroma of communism and cabbage?
The SpectatorM insk is not a mecca for entrepreneurs or foreign investors, but it seems that the perpetual leader of Belarus, Aleksander Lukashenko, has decided to change that. The kolkhoz...
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How to get the best exchange rate
The SpectatorWhen transferring money overseas, donât think you will get the best exchange rate from your high street bank. There is an alternative and it will save you money. Changing and...
Porto Paradise
The SpectatorâWatch out for sellers asking crazy pricesâ â Alex Hopkins was warned by friends when looking for property in Portugal. His search centred on the Douro Valley near to...
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The hammer of the Scots
The SpectatorMagnus Linklater T HE I NVENTION OF S COTLAND by Hugh Trevor-Roper, edited by Jeremy J. Carter Yale, £18.99, pp. 282, ISBN 9780300136869 â £15.19 (plus £2.45 p&p) 0870 429...
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Wisdom from beyond the grave
The SpectatorIan Sansom A RMAGGEDON IN R ETROSPECT A ND O THER N EW AND U NPUBLISHED W RITING ON W AR AND P EACE by Kurt Vonnegut Cape, £16.99, pp. 232, ISBN 9780224085397 â £13.59...
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Fighting Gerry on two fronts
The SpectatorLeo McKinstry A G OOD W AR by Patrick Bishop Hodder & Stoughton, £12.99, pp.392, ISBN 9780340951705 â £10.39 (plus £2.45 p&p) 0870 429 6655 T he Battle of Britain and the...
Nothing ever new out of Africa
The SpectatorAnthony Daniels D INNER WITH M UGABE : T HE U NTOLD S TORY OF A F REEDOM F IGHTER WHO B ECAME A T ERRORIST by Heidi Holland Penguin, £17.99, pp. 250, ISBN 9780143025573 â...
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Might is always right
The SpectatorRobert Stewart a h ISTory of p olITIcal T rIalS from c harleS I To S addam h USSeIn by John Laughland Peter Lang, £12.99, pp. 315, ISBN 9781906165000 â £10.39 (plus £2.45...
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Giving the boy a bad review
The SpectatorWilliam Brett T HE I NFORMERS by Juan Gabriel Vásquez Bloomsbury, £16.99, pp. 338, ISBN 9780747592570 â £13.59 (plus £2.45 p&p) 0870 429 6655 D o we carry the sins of our...
Cold Harbor
The SpectatorOn the night before the Battle of Cold Harbor in 1864, many of the Federal soldiers wrote their names on slips of paper they pinned to their backs so their families could be...
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Triumph of the polymaths
The SpectatorPhilip Ziegler T HE P HOENIX by Leo Hollis Weidenfeld, £20, pp. 389, ISBN 9780297850779 â £16 (plus £2.45 p&p) 0870 429 6655 L ONDON L IGHTS by James Hamilton John Murray,...
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The lark and the economist
The SpectatorMirabel Cecil B LOOMSBURY B ALLERINA by Judith Macrell Weidenfeld, £25, pp. 476, ISBN 978 0297849087 â £20 (plus £2.45 p&p) 0870 429 6655 J udith Mackrell describes her...
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The circle of a lonely psychiatrist
The SpectatorHonor Clerk T HE S ORROWS OF AN A MERICAN by Siri Hustvedt Sceptre, £16.99, pp. 306, ISBN 9780340897065 â £13.59 (plus £2.45 p&p) 0870 429 6655 B orn into a second...
A dying fall
The SpectatorJudith Flanders T HE C ELLIST OF S ARAJEVO by Steven Galloway Atlantic, £12.99, pp. 278, ISBN 9781843547396 â £10.39 (plus £2.45 p&p) 0870 429 6655 M any novels about war...
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Forward to the past
The SpectatorJames Forsyth T HE R ETURN OF H ISTORY AND THE E ND OF D REAMS by Robert Kagan Atlantic, £12.99, pp. 105, ISBN 9781843548119 â £10.39 (plus £2.45 p&p) 0870 429 6655 W hen...
Two sides of the dark continent
The SpectatorAnthony Sattin T HE E YE OF THE L EOPARD by Henning Mankell Harvill Secker, £12.99, pp. 315, ISBN 9781843430490 â £10.39 (plus £2.45 p&p) 0870 429 6655 T HE M IRACLE AT S...
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A fortnight ago Sam Leith, reviewing Neil Powellâs book on the Amises, father and son, wrote:
The SpectatorPowell is insistent â and for all I know dead right, but thatâs hardly the point â that Kingsley was a sufferer from depression. Of the last sentence of The Anti-Death...
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Drama at the opera
The SpectatorStephen Pettitt celebrates the new wave of masterful British productions S amuel Johnson famously defined opera in his A Dictionary of the English Language as âan exotic and...
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Collaborating with chaos
The SpectatorAndrew Lambirth talks to the artist John Hoyland about his life and work J ohn Hoyland dislikes being called âone of Britainâs leading abstract paintersâ. He thinks...
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Donât forget Franck
The SpectatorRobin Holloway O nce so sure in the pantheon, esteemed by composers and critical taste, beloved by players and audiences, César Franck appears nowadays to be almost...
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Parisian decadence
The SpectatorLloyd Evans Marguerite Haymarket The Good Soul of Szechuan Young Vic Under Milk Wood Tricycle T his ought to be a hit. The Les Mis team are back in the West End with another...
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Perfect package
The SpectatorDeborah Ross Sex and the City 15, Nationwide I do know that not everyone gets Sex and the City. Bubbles, for example, does not get Sex and the City . âI donât know what...
Out of sympathy
The SpectatorMichael Tanner Lâincoronazione di Poppea Glyndebourne Der Rosenkavalier English National Opera M onteverdiâs last opera Lâincoronazione di Poppea was the first opera I...
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Space odyssey
The SpectatorKate Chisholm T he light pollution at Chequers canât be that bad in semi-rural Bucks, so perhaps someone should suggest to our troubled PM that next time he has a weekend off...
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Whitehouse effect
The SpectatorJames Delingpole âS tupid old bat.â Thatâs what my father always used to say when Mary Whitehouse appeared on the screen, and the older I grew the more I agreed with him....
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Irish spoilsports
The SpectatorRobin Oakley T he Irish show enough enthusiasm for the âjumping Olympicsâ at Cheltenham in March. Horses, trainers and punters come over in their hordes. For this yearâs...
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Accidental empires
The SpectatorTaki âI s democracy on the march or is it in retreat?â screams a headline in the Washington Times . The question was put to Condoleezza Rice last week, and I must say, for...
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Homerâs cure
The SpectatorJeremy Clarke T his morning, when I woke up, I reached out and pressed the button on my bedside radio and the first word that came out of it was the word âtoleranceâ. The...
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Conduct becoming
The SpectatorAlex James T hatâs a lot of violins, I thought. Then I realised they were violas. The violins were to the left, smaller. Always smaller than I expect, violins â maybe...
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SIMON HOGGART
The SpectatorT he Loire produces wonderful wines for summer. Perhaps itâs holidays in July and August, driving from château to château, past the slow reaches of the river and green...
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Mazed and confused
The SpectatorSinclair McKay gets lost in a labyrinth I s it possible for a Sat-Nav-coddled generation really to appreciate the aesthetic pleasure of a hedge maze? After all, if there is one...
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Guiding lights
The SpectatorCharlotte Metcalf goes on a glorious tour of Venice S ummer is here (well, just) and with it a national sprouting of good intentions, as people dust off the dreary remnants of...
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My other life as a killer on the run with my lover comes to an end in Tennessee
The SpectatorI n order to tell you the following story Iâm going to have to make an embarrassing admission: I LexisNexis myself every day. That is to say, I plug my own name into...
Mind your language
The SpectatorI was interested by a note on the website of Queensâ College, Cambridge, because the use of the apostrophe in English is governed by such simple rules that it is hard to see...
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â L inda works miracles in the kitchen while Trevor is ubiquitous
The Spectatorwith the cup that cheers.â This sentence has haunted me for 15 years. Itâs from a parody of the typical readerâs review in The Good Food Guide , probably by Craig Brown. I...
Q. Later this summer my boyfriend and I are flying
The Spectatorout to the Aegean. Our hostess emailed to say we can get a lift from the airport with another couple who are coming for the same week on the same flight and who have already...
Q. A friend with a house in London which he
The Spectatoronly uses sporadically had me to stay the night but left before I did the next morning. I sat down on a chair in his drawing room and went straight through it. I have been...