19 JANUARY 1985, page 34

Low Life

Nightmare Jeffrey Bernard T have been dreaming a lot recently and lies really beginning to get me down both physically and mentally. But fear not, I wouldn't dream of boring you......

Home Life

Fire and water Alice Thomas Ellis T he Regius Professor of Greek and his wife, Mary, Professor in the Humani- ties, are coming to lunch, and the pipes have frozen. What's for......