11 APRIL 1992, Page 16

Unlettered

A reader received the following unso- licited leaflet: PROTEC LET US INTRODUCE OURSELVES TO YOU; WE ARE PROTEC AS IS SAYS ON THE TOP OF THIS LEAFLET.

"PROTEC"S THE NAME PROTEC- TION THE GAME We are to all intensive purposes a secu- rity company that cover all aspects of security from buisness to personnal pro- tection.

We offer home protection to advanced security systems for buisness premises. So what makes us diffrent well it is this. We believe in the need for security in all of its aspects we cover from v.i.p. body- guarding of diplomatic subjects tobond- ed courier work to security guarding of a buisness location at night; But what we have decided to advertise is our installation side.

We will offer free advice and ideas then we will instal a security system to match your wallet not ours

we are fast commercially priced, and we have the manpower to complete the job to suit your timetable!not ours.

You are paying us to provide a service for you, we believe every home should have a bugular alarm system installed So you and your family will be 100% safe yes SAFE.

Closed circuit television can also be installed if you requied.

REMEMBER YOU AND YOUR FAMILY COME FIRST.

PHONE PROTEC ON 0860772606 YOUR SAFTY IS TOP OF OUR MINDS!

Yours Sincerely If you have an example of a crass, illiter- ate, ignorant, irrelevant or embarrassing letter or notice from a company or pub- lic body, send a copy to Unlettered, The Spectator, 56 Doughty Street, London, WC1N 2LL. £10 for each one printed.