17 FEBRUARY 2001, Page 63

Q. What does one do (or say) when a work

colleague seems to sneeze almost every day, but sees no need to use a handkerchief? The offer of a tissue is refused with a cheery, 'No, it's OK, it's only hay fever.'

M.D., by email A. Buy sneezing powder, available from any joke shop, and set your own nose a-sneezing. Stand near your colleague, sneezing theatrically and gasping until a mob has gathered. When the sneezing fit is over, say, 'It was only allergic sneezing, but I know how rude it is to sneeze without a tissue, so please forgive me.' One member of the mob can pipe up (by prior arrangement), 'Let's get a box of tissues for every desk so it never happens again!' while the others nod in solemn agreement. Having witnessed this group reaction, your colleague may decide to change his sneezing practices.