20 MAY 2006, Page 13

WEDNESDAY

Dave is going on Desert Island Discs, so we all have to decide what songs he likes best. Steve is doing a second focus group now. The first group’s suggestions were all wrong: anything by Tori Amos (some confusion there, I think), Crazy Frog (too Eurosceptic), ‘Land of Hope and Glory’ (too Tory), ‘Jerusalem’ (Middle East — could be tricky), ‘Karma Chameleon’ and some band called The Grateful Dead (oh, very funny).