20 MAY 2006, page 13

Monday

Apparently the interviews for the A-list of candidates were horrendous. Three of Poppy’s friends, Bunty, Polly and Suzie, went before the panel and said it was like Pop Idol .......

Tuesday As Part Of Internal Greening Measures, Have...

to buy me a new car. Julian, my over-attentive environment spokesman boss, who drives a Jaguar XJS, thinks I could be in trouble if I persist with my Range Rover Vogue. Daddy is......

Wednesday

Dave is going on Desert Island Discs , so we all have to decide what songs he likes best. Steve is doing a second focus group now. The first group’s suggestions were all wrong:......

Thursday Julian And I Have Meeting With Dave And I

grasp nettle. To get noticed I must show that I am Woman of Substance, not trivial office eye-candy. So I ask when we are going to bring out some actual environment policies......

Friday J Is Furious Because I Uttered The P Word.

‘We don’t talk about policy, you silly Sloane!’ he shouts, not very inclusively. He says green issues are ‘parked’ and anyway global warming is rubbish because there’s a......