23 FEBRUARY 1985, Page 33

Competition

No. 1360: Furtive fun food

Set by Jaspistos: I have just seen in the Underground an advertisement for a res- taurant (1 will not name its nationality) which reads: 'Clandestine Liaisons Catered For. The Maitre d' Has a Sense of Humour.' An extract please from a farce (maximum 120 words) featuring customers and staff. Entries to 'Competition No. 1360' by 8 March.