5 JULY 1969, Page 11

Whose loo?

CHRISTOPHER HOLLIS

Equal pay for equal plug, Is a man then but a mug?

It's natural there's a how-d'you-do About the Lucas ladies' loo. Natural that we want our pay Because we did not work today. The bargain that the unions made Said that we should not be paid. But agreements, all agree, Can't be enforced by penalty On anyone—unless of course He bats for England or rides a horse.