6 NOVEMBER 1982, Page 36

Competition

No. 1243: What happened?

Set by Jaspistos: A recent Daily Telegraph featured two striking headlines on the same page: `VAGUE' VICAR QUITS AFTER COM- PLAINTS and MAYORESS STRIPS OFF AT TORY SOCIAL NIGHT. You are invited to supply an imaginary newspaper story to fit one or other of the headlines (maximum 150 words), without reference to the actual cases quoted. Entries to 'Competition No. 1243 by 19 November.