10 APRIL 1993, page 49

Long Life

Highs and humiliations Nigel Nicolson If I remember right, the manuscript of '(on Tiki hung about my office for weeks until I rejected it. But these missed oppor- tunities do......

Low Life

Custard pies from God Jeffrey Bernard When I wrote in last Monday's Guardian that she was like Medusa, they cut it out. She should also try a new milliner. All of that is of......