11 JUNE 1983, page 35

Low Life

Train in Spain Jeffrey Bernard I t's widely claimed that it was W. C. Fields who uttered the immortal words, Never give a sucker an even break,' but it isn't so. God murmured......

Postscript

Happy hypocrites P. J. Kavanagh T suppose it is generally accepted now- adays that a man who suspects everyone else of double-dealing and self-seeking is likely to have a......

High Life

Well placed Taki New York M y seven-year-old daughter rang me when I was in London last week and told me in no uncertain terms that if I didn't show up for parents day at her......