11 MAY 1996, page 55

Low Life

The blunt truth Jeffrey Bernard H eaven knows how many times I've been an in-patient in the Middlesex Hospi- tal now but it is certainly countless and even one of the porters......

Country Life

Plotting my revenge Leanda de Lisle T he toad boffins appear to be having one last burst of activity before their grant runs out and they leave us forever. They have nailed out......

Bridge

George's idea Andrew Robson South West North East 1* pass 2f double 2, 24 pass 44 all pass West lacked the values to respond 2+ to his partner's 1* in modern style; North......