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We Used To Have A Mel Calman Cartoon Sellotaped Above

the cooker showing a harassed woman slaving over a hot stove. The inscription underneath read, simply, 'One man's meat is another woman's Sun- day gone.' It was with these......

No. 1568: Son Of A Nobody

You are invited to invent an extract (max- imum 150 words) from the diary of Lupin Pooter. Entries to 'Competition No. 1568' by 31 March.......

Competition

Playtime Jaspistos I n Competition No. 1565 you were in- vited to incorporate the words of the titles of at least ten plays or films currently running in London in a passage......

Solution To 897: Title 6 1* T 7 L E 9 C 9 R I 19 E

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