20 FEBRUARY 1982, page 32

Low Life

Don't think Jeffrey Bernard T don't see her very often nowadays and 1 when I do it's accidental; pure chance. Yesterday, cruising through a Wardour Street traffic jam, I spotted......

C Om P Etit Io N No. 1206: Nature-loving Set By...

but not the manner of Charles Kingsley, who wrote an 'Ode to the North-East Wind', you are invited to compose a poem (maximum 16 lines) in praise of a slug, a bog, a fog, a tor-......

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amusing and accurate definitions of get- ting old. It was the myopic Thurber who realised he was getting old when men he bumped in- to on the pavement began saying, 'Sorry, Pop'......