22 JANUARY 2000, page 55

Spectator Sport

With fans like these MPs... Simon Barnes MARGARET THATCHER had the right idea about football. She tried to ban it, and came quite close to succeeding. Her dream was to establish......

Your Problems Solved

Dear Mary.. . Q. I recently became socially acquainted with a disturbed young woman who, it tran- spired, had previously been engaged to a friend whom I know from different......