22 MAY 1982, page 31

Low Life

Candidates Jeffrey Bernard I fyou answered that extraordinary Dateline computer dating ad with ab- solute honesty I wonder what on earth you'd get. Well, I don't. I mean I......

High Life

Word-play Taki New York I t Was roughly 14 years ago that I took the monumental decision to become a writer. As I remember, it wasn't exactly an a gonising one. Despite the......

Television

Bungled Richard Ingrams T he row over the BBC's coverage of the Falklands crisis only goes to show that MPs probably watch even less television than me. They don't realise the......