24 JULY 1982, page 29

Low Life

Back to nature Jeffrey Bernard T yping, like eating, at a table in a sun- shine-filled garden is nearly always im - practicable. I am blinded by the whiteness of the paper, and......

No. 1225: The Winners

Jaspistos reports: Competitors were asked for an imaginary letter of patronising advice from a centenarian to someone of 99 whom he or she has known for most of their lives.......

Competition

No. 1228: Wanted! Set by Nicolas Walter: In a recent Spectator the following advertisement appeared: 'Young gentleman, well educated, indepen- dent means, wishes to meet......