27 SEPTEMBER 1997, page 71

Spectator Sport

Fashion and passion Simon Barnes BARNES'S first principle of golf is that no game in which people wear pink polyester trousers is worthy of a serious person's con- sideration.......

Your Problems Solved

Q• We have recently moved to a new vil- lage where my father is referred to as `Chris' by most residents. I find this abbreviation extremely irritating as he is not the 'Chris'......