28 AUGUST 1982, page 28

Low Life

Unsporting Jeffrey Bernard T York last week for the Gimcrac k Stakes. British Rail took me there an d they brought me back and they never ceas e to amaze me. If I was on the......

High Life

Touche Taki Spetsai O h dear. Odysseus has finally been taken in by a geriatric Circe. After 30 years of carefully negotiating social obstacle courses and jet-set minefields, I......

Records

Lollipops Anthony Burgess Bernstein Halil/Mass/On the Waterfront (DG 2532 051) I was in Milan recently (to receive the Premio Branca, if anyone is interested) and in La Scala......