2 OCTOBER 1993, page 21

Reading Between The Lines

Alasdair Palmer attempts to referee the claims and counter-claims of rival graphologists 'YOU KNOW, of course, that you can have no secrets from me if I agree to ana- lyse your......

Mind Your Language

THERE'S NOWT so queer as amateur philologists. A friend of mind on the Telegraph is constantly plagued by a doctor who keeps writing to him insist- ing that the word homosexual......