31 DECEMBER 1983, page 12

Drinkers Will Be Persecuted

Rochester, Kent , H ere's a sorrowful affliction . . . it makes a vessel's heart bleed . . . all taps is wanitys . . . I despise them all. If . . there is any of them less......

Fishing For Compliments

D. L. B. Hartley I have a list: Roy Mason, Sir Michael Hordern, George Melly, Roy Plomley and Stewart Tendler are on it. Good men they would seem to be, outstanding even. But......