31 JANUARY 2004, page 27

Self Abuse

Lloyd Evans believes that the lesson of Will Self's success — which he envies — is that it is better to be a 'writer' than to write well I t's happened again. The other day I......

How 'none Of The Above' Won

Mark Steyn says that New Hampshire picked the uninspiring John Kerry because he was the least unelectable of the contenders New Hampshire 1 love New Hampshire!' I forget which......