5 DECEMBER 1981, page 33

Low Life

In writing Jeffrey Bernard I bet there's not many of you nice people who can provoke a personalised, dedicated, first and only edition of a poem, but I managed just that last......

Competition

No. 1196: Silly season Set by E. 0. Parrott: From an imaginary mail-order catalogue you are invited to supply cajoling descriptions of at least five totally useless Christmas......