6 JANUARY 2001, page 37

What A Lot Of Rubbish

James Delingpole M y resolution this year is to be much more careful about how I whore myself. In future, I shall try to make all the pieces I write as totally me as possible a)......

All's Well With The World

Michael Vestey W illiam allowed his cold glance to rest upon her. "I don't play little girls games," he said scathingly.' Thus was New Year's Day transformed from hungover gloom......

New Year Disappointment

Robin Oakley N ew Year's Day was to have been such a splendid start to the year. Mrs Oakley had been fully organised for one of her thrice-yearly visits to the racecourse, a......