6 NOVEMBER 1993, page 63

Television

Sperm wails Martyn Harris W henever, in the future, I lie awake worrying about imminent social collapse I will take comfort from the knowledge that there are people out there......

High Life

Hackette job Taki C harles Benson is a very large, pink man who would have been my fag had I gone to Eton. He loves free food and drink more than life itself, and last week he......