7 MAY 2005, page 57

Kelly’s Eye

FRANK KEATING D otted about the house is the occasional sporting print. Flash, bang, wallop, what a photograph! At the top of our staircase is Herbert Fishwick’s imperishable......

Q. My Wife And I Have Been Invited To An

election-night party being given by neighbours of the opposite political persuasion to ourselves. We are very fond of these people but they are very much New Order and we are......

Q. While Taking A Mid-morning Walk Near A Local School,

I was confronted by half a dozen teenaged girls wielding cigarettes and asking for a light, please? I was uncertain whether to make a hostile report to the head, bearing in mind......

Q. Both My Daughters Are Learning To Play The Piano

which is situated in our entrance hall. This means that, whenever my husband and I are bumbling about looking for wallets and other key things we need before leaving the house,......