10 JANUARY 1987, Page 26

On Scanning Page Three

(After the manner of Maurits Escher) Ti-turn ti-ti-turn ti-ti-turn, Ti-turn ti-ti-turn ti-ti-turn; Ti-ti-turn ti-ti-turn Ti-ti-turn ti-ti-turn, Titty-tum-titty-bum-titty-bum.

David Cram