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Medikal effiks

Sir: GOD ELP ENIWUN HU (anyone who) GOWS TO Th— D— (If symptoms persist, 25 July) IN HIZ PROFESHNAL (professional) CAPSTY (capacity) WIV SUM EMBRASIN SOWSHAL DIZEEZ. HEEL PROBLY FYND IT SPLASH OWLL (all) OWVER THE SPEKTATOR. Jeremy Rommer

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