The Tearful Secretary
• Although a rose is not, I must admit, Dear Juanita, an original Mark of affection, Please don't laugh at it Nor inconsiderately pigeon hole This brief reflection.
A man, you know, Who inadvertently acquires a girl of charm In his employment, Must never show How, if at all, she shakes his inner calm, Or life's enjoyment.
. But she, as well,
Suffering his moods and bouts of irritation, Must never tell Her just complaint with tears of indignation.
So, take me for your friend, and don't forget, if sometimes I seem like a prima donna, Gentle Juanita, life's a minuet With steps minutely marked for men of honour.
Yes, take me, Juanita, for your friend. And,since,for one so young, you're quite observant I'll write no more of this, and make an end, Signing myself, Your most obedient servant,
HAILSHAM
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