22 APRIL 2006, Page 13

TUESDAY Donor-card spot check this morning. We all have to

carry one now. It’s part of Dave’s ten commandments. Nigel says he can’t imagine why anyone would want his organs, they’re all pickled. Hope we don’t have to obey all the commandments. Don’t mind giving blood and not overfilling the kettle, but I draw the line at ‘get to know your neighbours’. Mrs Pargetter at Yew Tree Lodge can be very violent, especially when she’s nailing up her Veritas posters.