By Tamzin Lightwater
SUNDAY NIGHT Dave’s private office has just rung to say he wants me to accompany him on his earthsaving trip to Norway to highlight global warming — am so excited my climate’s......
Monday Mentioned Trip 17 Times This Morning. Made Me Popular
for a bit but think may now be losing friends. The other press officers are clearly trying to ruin it. Sebastian complaining that we shouldn’t be going on a trip to highlight......
Tuesday Donor-card Spot Check This Morning. We All Have To
carry one now. It’s part of Dave’s ten commandments. Nigel says he can’t imagine why anyone would want his organs, they’re all pickled. Hope we don’t have to obey all the......
Wednesday Am This Is It! Am Taking Mostly Designer Skiwear,
and of course my Kate Middletoninspired fox-fur hat. Mummy forces me to take something for evening even though we will be staying in a hut with only huskies and a bloke called......
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