5 FEBRUARY 1994, Page 45

No. 1818: Theatre of war

Stage and film celebrities, unlike literary folk, are famously nice about their col- leagues in their reminiscences. You are invited to supply (maximum 150 words) an extract from an imaginary actor or actress's autobiography in which rancour, rudeness and immodesty are rampant. Entries to 'Competition No. 1818' by 17 February.