6 DECEMBER 2003, Page 40

From Elizabeth Frimston Sir: I have stuck pages 18 and

19 of this week's issue together so that my husband won't get to read Rod Liddle's blasphemous article. I've been lounging about at home — cosy out of the rain, feet up, eating chocolates, occasionally rousing myself for a little light dusting and charity work — for 15 years now and have no intention of letting some creepy journalist ruin it for me. Thank goodness I've the time to spot these things and head off trouble.

Elizabeth Frimston

London SW!