6 JANUARY 1967, Page 4

Pop Goes the Cathedral

'I think there are more worthwhile causes to give money to than old buildings!—Mr Geon Stevens in reply to a request to give some money to Winchester Cathedral, about which he has written a popular song.

Winchester Cathedral, I've sold you a pup.

You stood and you watched as My baby paid up.

Though everyone knows Just how much you need money, If you think I'll subscribe You can go on ringing your bell.

CHRISTOPHER HOLLIS