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Our own Cuban missile crisis
The SpectatorI ranâs leaders may be crazed and dangerous fanatics, but they are not stupid. That is why President Bush is right to show the Iranian regime that he is serious about...
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DIARY
The SpectatorCAROLINE MICHEL W hen I told my husband I had been asked to write the Spectator diary by the editor he retorted, âNepotism.â âNo darling,â I explained, ânot Borisâ...
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POLITICS
The SpectatorMATTHEW DâANCONA Milburn is mad to think of challenging Brown: but there is method in his madness W hen Alan Milburn returned to the Cabinet in September 2004, explicitly...
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THE SPECTATORâS NOTES
The SpectatorCHARLES MOORE O n Good Friday 1613, John Donne found the direction of his journey on horseback in conflict with the duty of his soul. In his poem âGood Friday, 1613. Riding...
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DIARY OF A NOTTING HILL NOBODY
The SpectatorMONDAY A strange post-Manchester memo has arrived with a list of approved adjectives. I donât know what was wrong with all the old adjectives but apparently we have to use new...
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Beware: the voters Blair neglected
The Spectatorare angry â and looking elsewhere Next monthâs local elections will be a grave test of the Prime Ministerâs authority. Peter Oborne goes on the stump with BNP campaigners...
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Paralysis is now Europeâs default setting
The SpectatorElectoral confusion in Italy, political cowardice in France: David Rennie surveys a continent mired in neuralgia, irrationality and paranoia Luxembourg A sleeping sickness is...
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Did Jesus really rise from the dead?
The SpectatorAt Easter, Christians bear witness to the Resurrection. But, as The Spectator has discovered, some are more robust than others in their belief â and some prefer not talk about...
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Is rape a legal term or is it just a matter of opinion?
The SpectatorRod Liddle asks why such a small percentage of people accused of this terrible crime are convicted â and why the police issue so many cautions O f all the people in the...
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Why I am becoming an American
The SpectatorMichael Moorcock writes in praise of the Texan preference for bolshie individualism over social conformity, and hails the true âfundamentalismâ of the US Constitution Lost...
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Mind your language
The SpectatorâVeronica,â I said when she was taking her Wellingtons off outside the back door and couldnât run away, âwhat does cotching mean?â âHavenât the foggiest. I thought...
The man who would
The Spectatorbe Gordonâs g uru Fraser Nelson talks to Charles Murray, the American thinker who is calling for the abolition of all benefit payments. The Chancellor has met Murray: but will...
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Iâve seen the future and itâs grey
The SpectatorAllister Heath reports on the remarkable number of pensioners starting work again, and celebrates the fading of an artificial finishing line W hen Benjamin Franklin remarked...
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The facts down under
The SpectatorFrom Richard Alston Sir: It is unfortunate that in his desperation to denigrate Tony Blair, Matthew Norman regurgitated oft-repeated mythology about the Australian 2001...
A man for all parties
The SpectatorFrom Mira Bar-Hillel Sir: Before saying that I agree with every word in Roger Scrutonâs article about Quinlan Terry and his Modernist enemies (âHail Quinlan Terryâ, 8...
No contest
The SpectatorFrom Hugh Davies Sir: What an absurd demographic comparison Irwin Stelzer makes between Blackburn and Birmingham, Alabama (âThe road from Alabama to Blackburnâ, 1 April)!...
Newman on women
The SpectatorFrom Ian Ker Sir: I think Paul Johnson (And another thing, 1 April) has confused Cardinal Newman with someone else. The view of the Last Judgment he attributes to Newman is...
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The legacy of Versailles
The SpectatorFrom Michael W. Stone Sir: I might well agree with Christopher Hitchens (Books, 8 April) that wanting state boundaries to coincide with ethnic divisions is âmadnessâ, but...
Flag up
The SpectatorFrom Malcolm Farrow Sir: As every schoolboy, sadly, does not know, the Union Jack, our de facto (but not de jure ) national flag, is 400 years old this week. On 12 April 1606...
A not-so-sweet chariot
The SpectatorFrom Tony Kench Sir: I, too, was surprised that Frank Keating (Sport, 25 March) was unfamiliar with rugbyâs long-standing affection for âSwing Low, Sweet Chariotâ. It...
Bird talk
The SpectatorFrom Mark Attwater Sir: Charles Mooreâs analysis of a sparrowhawkâs motives for killing a jay (The Spectatorâs Notes, 8 April) possessed the type of ill-considered...
Blair record
The SpectatorFrom Iain Catto Sir: Your leading article (8 April) speculating on when Tony Blair intends finally to resign misses out one important consideration. Blair intends to stay in...
Praise for Howse
The SpectatorFrom Neil Ashley Sir: May I say what an absolute joy it was to read Christopher Howse on Spain (Travel, 1 April). I was just about to give up on print journalism â every...
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SHARED OPINION
The SpectatorFRANK JOHNSON It was a great week for Judas: which shows that spin works F or a week now the newspapers have been full of how Judasâs newly published gospel proves that he...
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ANY OTHER BUSINESS
The SpectatorMARTIN VANDER WEYER Weep not for Britainâs stake in Airbus, but watch what happens to BAE L etâs not come over all emotional about the sale of BAE Systemsâs one fifth...
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AND ANOTHER THING
The SpectatorPAUL JOHNSON The age of stout hearts, sharp swords â and fun I t is exactly 100 years since F.E. Smith made the most famous maiden speech in history. Do MPs still make...
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Tales and truths of the Troubles
The SpectatorPaul Bew T HE GPO AND THE E ASTER RISING by Keith Jeffery Irish Academic Press, £50, £19.95, pp. 227, ISBN X0716528282 M YTHS AND M EMORIES OF THE E ASTER R ISING by Jonathan...
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The murky side of Murano
The SpectatorMichael Vestey T HROUGH A G LASS , DARKLY by Donna Leon Heinemann, £15.99, pp. 256, ISBN 0434014524 â £12.79 (plus £2.45 p&p) 0870 429 6655 T his is Donna Leonâs 15th...
Time out in Cuba
The SpectatorRichard Beeston E NEMY C OMBATANT : A B RITISH M USLIM â S J OURNEY TO G UANTANAMO AND B ACK by Moazzam Begg Free Press, £18.99, pp. 395, ISBN 0743285670 â £15.19 (plus...
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Zero tolerance in Florence
The SpectatorJonathan Keates S COURGE AND F IRE by Lauro Martines Cape, £20, pp. 336, ISBN 0224072528 â £16 (plus £2.45 p&p) 0870 429 6655 T HE B URNING OF THE V ANITIES by Desmond...
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Rescued by reindeer
The SpectatorZenga Longmore O N T RYING TO K EEP S TILL by Jenny Diski Little, Brown, £15.99, pp. 307, ISBN 0316725250 â £12.79 (plus £2.45 p&p) 0870 429 6655 âS omething about the...
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Surprised and doomed by joy
The SpectatorMatthew Dennison O NE S UMMER by Rachel Billington Orion, £17.99, pp. 311, ISBN 9780571230830 â £14.39 (plus £2.45 p&p) 0870 429 6655 A t the centre of Rachel...
Housemates from Hell
The SpectatorSebastian Smee T HE Y ELLOW H OUSE : V AN G OGH , G AUGUIN AND N INE T URBULENT W EEKS IN A RLES by Martin Gayford Fig Tree/ Penguin, £18.99, pp. 356, ISBN 9780670914975 â...
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Talking about the birds and the bees
The SpectatorJames Fleming Parrot by Paul Carter, pp. 224, ISBN 1861892373 Bee by Claire Preston, pp. 224, ISBN 186189256X Falcon by Helen Macdonald, pp. 208 1861892381 Rat by Jonathan...
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One of Vichyâs vilest
The SpectatorM. R. D. Foot B AD F AITH : A F ORGOTTEN H ISTORY OF F AMILY AND F ATHERLAND by Carmen Callil Cape, £20, pp. 614, ISBN 0224078100 V £16 (plus £2.45 p&p) 0870 429 6655 T his...
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The heart and stomach of a king
The SpectatorCharlotte Hobson C ATHERINE THE G REAT : L OVE , S EX AND P OWER by Virginia Rounding Hutchinson, £20, pp.592, ISBN 0091799929 â £16 (plus £2.45 p&p) 0870 429 6655 W hen...
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The march of folly
The SpectatorSaïd Aburish T HE S ECRET H ISTORY OF AL -Q AIDA by Abdel Bari Atwan Saqi, £16.99, pp. 256, ISBN 0863567606 â £13.59 (plus £2.45 p&p) 0870 429 6655 T his wonderful small...
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ARTS
The SpectatorUtter madness or good fortune Ariane Bankes on an ambitious project to make a handwritten and illuminated Bible I work at the V&A and walk every day through galleries packed...
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Exhibitions
The SpectatorBreath of the Mediterranean Andrew Lambirth Van Gogh and Britain: Pioneer Collectors Compton Verney, until 18 June T he slightly warmer blustery weather of late March found me...
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Pop music
The SpectatorSeeds of joy Marcus Berkmann T he perfect pop song is a rare and beautiful thing. Itâs probably the reason I wanted to call this column âpop musicâ rather than ârock...
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Theatre
The SpectatorWorld of fear Toby Young The Crucible Gielgud A Whistle in the Dark Tricycle Smaller Lyric A ccording to theatrical lore, no play can be considered an out-and-out masterpiece...
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Opera
The SpectatorPastel-shaded surprise Michael Tanner Eugene Onegin Royal Opera House T chaikovskyâs Eugene Onegin is an argument in favour of ordinary life, as opposed to a life ruled by...
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Cinema
The SpectatorMission impossible Olivia Glazebrook Paradise Now 15, general release T he leading characters in Paradise Now are two young Palestinian men, Said and Khaled, who work dead-end...
Television
The SpectatorQuality control James Delingpole R eally, it isnât me who decides what TV programmes to review. Itâs my wife. Like, the other night Iâd started watching Ricky J....
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Radio
The SpectatorLend me your ear Michael Vestey T his yearâs Reith Lectures on Radio Four (Fridays), by the musical genius Daniel Barenboim, are the most stimulating and entertaining that I...
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Motoring
The SpectatorComplacency virus Alan Judd I wrote in The Spectator 18 February of a friend who ordered a new Mercedes 320CDI E-class estate through an online supplier,...
High life
The SpectatorClub ties Taki Palm Beach T his place is good news for senior citizens everywhere. It is the Mecca for the rich where even my old friend David Metcalfe is considered...
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Low life
The SpectatorNature ramble Jeremy Clarke T he fracture in my pelvis is almost knitted and last week I started going for walks to rebuild my strength. On Wednesday, walking along the top of...
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Viktor the terrible Raymond Keene
The SpectatorViktor Korchnoi is one of the giants of 20th-century chess, contesting two matches that determined the destination of the world title, and winning games against no fewer than...
Beastly behaviour
The SpectatorJaspistos In Competition No. 2438 you were invited to write, in the spirit of Aesop or La Fontaine, a rhymed fable involving animals. Last week I doubted my qualifications to...
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Wit and Wisden
The SpectatorFRANK KEATING T wo white-coated codgers bent over some sticks in north London yesterday morning. One cleared his throat and, in ritual tone of relief and contentment refound,...