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PORTRAIT OF THEWEEK L ord Butler of Brockwell, who had headed
The Spectatorthe inquiry into intelligence about Iraq, accused Mr Tony Blairâs administration of âbad governmentâ, being unchecked by Parliament and free to bring in a âhuge number...
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Let them marry
The SpectatorI t is 12 years since the Queen stood up at dinner and coined the expression annus horribilis to describe the miseries of 1992. She probably didnât even have in mind the fact...
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New York
The SpectatorI n Brisbane there was, and may yet be, an old-fashioned shopping arcade with a little tea shop on an upper gallery. There you could sit at a table with a cup of tea, a...
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How Tony Blair can win the election â and still lose office
The SpectatorE aster comes unusually early this year, on 27 March, which is not quite without political significance. The Prime Minister will probably wait for a few days beyond the festival...
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P eople wonât put it in Books of the Year, but
The Spectatorthere is no more entertaining Christmas present than The Lord Chamberlain Regrets by Dominic Shellard and Steve Nicholson (British Library). It is a history of British theatre...
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Why is the government backing a Sinn Fein paper in Northern Ireland?
The SpectatorS ome months ago I wrote about the plans of a publisher loyal to Sinn Fein to launch a new daily newspaper in Northern Ireland. Part of me was inclined to cheer at the prospect...
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Sex, drugs and rock and roll are fine; but donât beat your wife
The SpectatorW hen does a politicianâs private life affect his fitness for office? Have the boundaries moved, offering our leaders more scope for secret gardens and untidy private...
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We are all pagans now
The SpectatorPaganism is one of our fastest-growing religions. Mary Wakefield talks to a druid and finds out why witchcraft appeals to 21st-century Britain T he sky was already murky at 4...
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Miami
The SpectatorI tâs a mild and tranquil December here in Florida, the headlines flickering with routine weirdness and depravity. Four years ago at this time, we were roiling in the acidbath...
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Stop bitching about America
The SpectatorThere is an anti-American demon in the English soul, says Max Hastings , but it is not anti-American to be anti-Bush B ack in 1986, before Conrad Black appointed me editor of...
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Slaughter of the regiments
The SpectatorAndrew Gilligan on what the army stands to lose by adopting âStarbucksâ regiments W est Belfast in the autumn of 1982 was a bad place to be a British soldier. Booby-traps,...
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In praise of âJesuslandâ
The SpectatorWhatever their faults, says Mark Steyn , Americaâs Christian fundamentalists are a lot smarter than Eutopian secularists New Hampshire A s in previous years, Planned...
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Globophobia
The SpectatorA weekly survey of world restrictions on freedom and free trade Gordon Brown does not usually receive support from this column but he deserves some congratulation on one...
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Have the Tories no spine?
The SpectatorRod Liddle wonders whether only the Lib Dems have the courage to lead the fight against ID cards A ll of us, from time to time, experience crises of confidence â an...
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Holy sage
The SpectatorIt is fashionable to sneer at the Archbishop of Canterbury, but, says A.N. Wilson , he is a good man and profoundly Christian T here is an old Jewish proverb that if God came to...
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Carry on, cardiologist
The SpectatorFirst it was his bowels, then his heart: Andrew Gimson on the delicate procedures that followed a minor medical scare O n a Friday morning earlier this year I kept an...
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Poor Jack is dead
The SpectatorGeoffrey Wheatcroft on how the death of his greyhound affected him more than he had expected, and perhaps more than it should have done S omebody once said that the English...
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Mind your language
The SpectatorI felt, the other day, like some watcher of the skies when a new planet swims into his ken. The nova in my telescope was not just a new word but a new tense. No doubt this...
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Down with orthodoxy
The SpectatorThe Reformation historian Diarmaid MacCulloch tells Theo Hobson that he loves the Anglican tradition, but no longer feels doctrinally committed to the Church I f someone gives...
The Spectator Classics prize
The SpectatorBy Peter Jones The art of Latin and Greek prose and verse composition has been declining over the last 40 years. Very few students do it at all these days. But those properly...
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Vote Turkey this Christmas
The SpectatorNorman Stone says the lesson of history is that the Turks can rescue Europe from its glossy sterility H err Professor Dr Wehler once wrote a very good article about the Poles in...
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Some like it hot
The SpectatorMike Atherton on how Test cricketers and their wives spend Christmas in South Africa and Australia Port Elizabeth âI t is no more a place for them than a trench on the...
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Empathy these days is the greatest of the virtues, and
The Spectatorhe is best who empathises most. That is why pop singers and British politicians are the best people in the world: they canât see the slightest suffering without empathising...
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N ot much was made of Christmas at Chatsworth in the
The Spectator18th and 19th centuries. Diaries and letters hardly mention it. Prince Albertâs trees and decorations took a long time to reach Derbyshire and would have been wasted on the...
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Waiting for Mr Right
The SpectatorAndrew Taylor I live in a city of the dead surrounded by a city of the living. The great cemetery of Kensal Vale is a privately owned metropolis of grass and stone, of trees...
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It was tribalism that finished Rome, and it will finish Brussels too
The SpectatorW henever the subject of the EU comes up, someone is bound to compare it to the Roman empire. If the comparison relates to the beginning and subsequent development of that...
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Ulster is not all right
The SpectatorFrom Colin Armstrong Sir: Leo McKinstryâs knowledge of his native province as it is today seems somewhat superficial (âUlster is all rightâ, 4 December). It is not clear...
The right to repent
The SpectatorFrom Daniel Veen Sir: Bruce Anderson (Politics, 11 December) suggests that the quarter of a million males who are responsible for half of all crimes should have their details...
Sucked dry by the EU
The SpectatorFrom Professor Ferdinand E. Banks Sir: The contribution by Nick Herbert on Swedish taxes (âGordonâs Swedish modelâ, 4 December) is interesting, but incomplete. To be...
History lesson
The SpectatorFrom Dr John Radford Sir: In the first volume of Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire , Gibbon describes how Augustus deliberately and effectively replaced the institutions of...
More letters please
The SpectatorFrom Paul Ryan Sir: Tom Sutcliffe takes âserious issueâ with a point I make in the introduction to Never Apologise: the Collected Writings of Lindsay Anderson (Books, 11...
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Nickyâs knife crime
The SpectatorFrom Norman Burton Sir: Edward Spalton (Letters, 11 December), along with no doubt many others, seems to ignore very conveniently the fact that Nicky Samengo-Turner broke the...
Glory of Liviaâs garden
The SpectatorFrom John Fort Sir: It would be a pity if Mary Keenâs review of the book Gardens of the Roman World (Books, 4 December) were to put readers off going to see one of the most...
Creepy Taki
The SpectatorFrom Eric Potts Sir: Taki fawns continually on Hitlerâs generals. If it is not Guderian, it is Rommel. If Rommel was such a smart military man, how is it that he skived off...
Daily grind
The SpectatorFrom A.N. Binder Sir: Bevis Hillier states that Spinoza pursued âhis hobby of glass-engravingâ (Books, 11 December). Spinoza renounced most of his inheritance and earned...
Avian error
The SpectatorFrom Manuel Escott Sir: I feel compelled to take issue with Rachel Johnson. In her enjoyable piece on the Diana Memorial Fountain (âWhat a shower!â, 4 December) she...
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A City Christmas, with seasonal grumbles from Ebenezer and Timmy
The SpectatorI n the narrow courts between Cornhill and Lombard Street, where the old City lives on, I find the senior partner in his seasonal bad temper. He likes to get on with his work...
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A Christmas message to New Labour: give up preaching class hatred
The SpectatorC hristmas is a time of goodwill and I must, as usual, suspend my dislikes for the season. What are they? The list lengthens every year. It now includes Scotch announcers on the...
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Brief and to the point
The SpectatorPhilip Hensher T HE B OOK OF S HADOWS by Don Paterson Picador, £12.99, pp. 208, ISBN0330431838 V £11.99 (plus £2.25 p&p) 0870 800 4848 V ery few people have ever dared to...
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A fiction based on falsehood
The SpectatorPiers Paul Read T RUTH AND F ICTION IN THE D A V INCI C ODE by Bart D. Ehrman OUP, £11.99, pp. 207, ISBN 0195181409 â £10.99 (plus £2.25 p&p) 0870 800 4848 S hortly before...
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Tough is the night
The SpectatorWilliam Boyd A T RAGIC H ONESTY by Blake Bailey Methuen, £25, pp. 671, ISBN 0413774325 â £23 (plus £2.25 p&p) 0870 800 4848 âM ostly we authors repeat our selves,â...
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The ogre of lullabies
The SpectatorChristopher Woodward T HE L EGEND OF N APOLEON by Sudhir Hazareesingh Granta, £20, pp. 336, ISBN 18620076677 â £18 (plus £2.25 p&p) 0870 800 4848 N APOLEON AND THE BRITISH...
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The heresy of explanation
The SpectatorDigby Anderson T HE F IVE B OOKS OF M OSES : A T RANSLATION WITH C OMMENTARY by Robert Alter W. W. Norton, £34, pp. 1064, ISBN 0393019551 T he Pentateuch belongs to all sorts...
Masters of the majors
The SpectatorMichael Beloff T HE G RAND S LAM by Mark Frost Time Warner, £20, pp. 431, ISBN 0316726915 â £18 (plus £2.25 p&p) 0870 800 4848 B EN H OGAN by James Dodson Aurum, £18.99,...
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Pleasure without angst
The SpectatorJane Rye H OCKNEY â S P ICTURES by David Hockney Thames & Hudson, £19.95, pp. 368, ISBN 0500093148 â £17.95 (plus £2.25 p&p) 0870 800 4848 D avid Hockney is a conjuror...
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The joys and pains of solitude
The SpectatorJustin Marozzi G ERTRUDE B ELL by H. V. F. Winstone Barzan Publishing, £19.95, pp. 483, ISBN 0954772806 â £17.95 (plus £2.25 p&p) 0870 800 4848 L ife in Iraq may not be...
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Trumpeter for King and country
The SpectatorJuliet Townsend T HE L ETTERS OF R UDYARD K IPLING : V OLUME V, 1920-1930, V OLUME VI, 1931-36 edited by Thomas Pinney Palgrave/Macmillan, £55 each, Volume V, pp. 584, Volume...
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A big-headed dick
The SpectatorStephen Abell C OLLECTED N OVELS , V OLUME I by Paul Auster Faber, £25, pp. 659, ISBN 0671224490 â £23 (plus £2.25 p&p) 0870 800 4848 C ITY OF G LASS by Paul Auster,...
Nothing to Do
The SpectatorIâm here in the hotel By the sea With nothing to do. But how do you do that nothing? I never did it before. Tell me how you begin and whatâs involved? My heart isnât in...
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Farther shores of Bohemia
The SpectatorD. J. Taylor S ELECTED S TORIES by Julian Maclaren-Ross Dewi Lewis Publishing, £9.99, pp. 250, ISBN 1904587178 C OLLECTED M EMOIRS by Julian Maclaren-Ross Black Spring Press,...
Is This the Place?
The SpectatorBut really, is it the same place, that Cosy old-fashioned bistrot we used to eat in Years ago, so many years, one forgets How many. But surely it was right here. And surely...
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What happens in Wyoming, honey
The SpectatorDigby Durrant B AD D IRT by Annie Proulx Fourth Estate, £12.99, pp. 219, ISBN 000719691 â £11.99 (plus £2.25 p&p) 0870 800 4848 M any very strange things apparently happen...
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Recent art books
The SpectatorDavid Ekserdjian T his yearâs crop of art books for Christmas is the usual mixed bunch, and if they have anything in common, it is their general lack of festive associations....
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Cataracts, islands and crags
The SpectatorKate Chisholm M ISS B ROCKLEHURST ON THE N ILE : D IARY OF A V ICTORIAN T RAVELLER IN E GYPT Millrace, £14.95, pp. 119, ISBN 1902173147 M ACC AND O THER I SLANDS by Graham...
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Where even the ghosts are real
The SpectatorAlberto Manguel I TALIAN F EVER by Valerie Martin Weidenfeld, £12.99, pp. 272, ISBN 0297848860 â £11.99 (plus £2.25 p&p) 0870 800 4848 H enry James was in two minds about...
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Up and down the greasy pole
The SpectatorGeoffrey Wheatcroft R EGGIE : T HE L IFE OF R EGINALD MAUDLING by Lewis Baston Sutton, £25, pp. 320, ISBN 0750929243 â £23 (plus £2.25 p&p) 0870 800 4848 I n November...
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Angels Over Elsinore
The SpectatorHow many angels knew who Hamlet was When they were summoned by Horatio? They probably showed up only because The roster said it was their turn to go. Another day, another Dane....
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The message in the glass
The SpectatorIn recent years, there has been a revival of interest in stained glass, writes Andrew Lambirth C ollecting stained glass seems to have fallen somewhat from fashion. In the...
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Whatâs my motivation?
The SpectatorToby Young F or the past three months Iâve been on sabbatical as The Spectator âs drama critic because Iâve been appearing as myself in a one-man show at the Arts...
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Greedy musings
The SpectatorHenrietta Bredin T here have been times, shaming though it is to admit, when my thoughts have wandered during an opera performance. Perhaps even more shamingly, those...
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Return to standard
The SpectatorRobin Holloway A s if to answer my recent complaints (Arts, 30 October) concerning the dumb deserts of Radio Three between the end of the early-evening concert and the...
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Collective folly
The SpectatorLloyd Evans Playboy of the West Indies Tricycle Old King Cole Cochrane Aladdin Hackney Empire P hilip Larkin stormed out. âIâve never seen such stupid balls,â he wrote...
Sheer magic
The SpectatorGiannandrea Poesio Matthew Bourneâs Swan Lake Sadlerâs Wells Theatre F or 100 years, ballet has been represented by the image of a ballerina with a feathered headdress and...
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Christmas classics
The SpectatorMark Steyn âTwas the night before Christmas and all through the house/ Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse. A t which point, Sylvester the cat looks up from his...
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The SpectatorNew Yearâs Eve is always the most disappointing night of the year, leaving you dreading the year to come more and more with every mumbled chorus of âAuld Lang Syneâ....
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Charming but . . .
The SpectatorMichael Tanner Don Pasquale Royal Opera House One Touch of Venus Opera North, Leeds T here is not a lot you can do with Donizettiâs Don Pasquale , and possibly the best...
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Curious timing
The SpectatorMichael Vestey N o time is right to announce job losses, but picking just before Christmas seems to be favoured by many companies. One canât help wondering if thereâs sound...
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Sex in the city
The SpectatorSimon Hoggart T he Sex Inspectors (Channel 4, Tuesday) is a wonderfully old-fashioned show. It resembles those Guides to Married Love that brides would find in their honeymoon...
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Eel-good factor
The SpectatorSimon Courtauld W e are in danger of losing our eels. To many people this may be of little interest, but it is a serious matter. The vast numbers of baby eels (elvers) which...
Figure it out
The SpectatorAlan Judd Y ears ago, when the Times was a newspaper for grown-ups, it was said to have published a letter illustrative of our misuse of statistics. This was to the effect that...
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Back on track
The SpectatorRobin Oakley F or Dean Gallagher, Christmas came early. Two years ago, the rider stepped into the November night outside the Jockey Club, banned from riding for 18 months (at...
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Christmas under fire
The SpectatorTaki O f course it was a dream. It had to be. Things like that just donât happen. No way. But my eyes were open when I saw it, so how could I have been dreaming? I kept them...
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United front
The SpectatorJeremy Clarke I knew I wasnât going to like Mr Troy, his biology teacher. My boy had told me Mr Troy liked progressive jazz. Just as there is an immutable psychic law that...
The borrowers
The SpectatorAidan Hartley Laikipia W hen I saw the Chief in his Land Cruiser filled with hangers-on bouncing towards me through the bush I knew he was after his Christmas fatted lamb. It...
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A surfeit of fish
The SpectatorPetronella Wyatt P eople ask me why I spend Christmas in South Africa. Why donât I remain in England and have a proper British Christmas? Or, why donât I go to Hungary,...
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Tears and cheers
The SpectatorFRANK KEATING P ublic tears by the torrent gauge performance these days â at either end of the scale â and for a while yet 2004 will be lodged in British memories for both...
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From Toby Young Q. I am a theatre critic currently
The Spectatorappearing in a one-man show in the West End. Not surprisingly, several of my colleagues have been less than generous about my performance. One in particular, a man Iâve always...
From Kirstie Allsopp Q. As a television presenter I need
The Spectatorto spend a fortune on clothes so as to constantly ring the changes. I am also the eldest of four and my siblings have gleaned the erroneous impression that all telly presenters...
From Griff Rhys Jones Q. Is there a correct system
The Spectatorof hierarchical address between celebrities, people who might not have met but do still âknowâ one another from the television? In the street it is not a problem â once I...
From Bay Garnett Q. Friends and acquaintances who know how
The Spectatormuch vintage clothing I have often ask if they can borrow something. My problem is that because people know I have acquired most of it for tiny amounts of money in thrift shops...
From John Humphrys Q. In my line of work I
The Spectatoroften have to talk to politicians. Some of them are very unpleasant to me and it can be most hurtful. I am a rather timid person who dislikes confrontation. How should one deal...