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Heâs incompetent. So sack him
The SpectatorI t must come as something of a relief to Peter Mandelson that when Labour sources now refer to âthe Peter Problemâ they mean Peter Hain, the beleaguered Work and Pensions...
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I n the month of back to basics, I no longer
The Spectatorhanker for parties or cut-price cashmere, just the long, deep bath of my dreams. We spent New Year with friends in Cameron country: lovely Oxfordshire farmhouses, big fires and...
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British politicians should learn from the American primaries: authenticity wins votes
The SpectatorI n the British version of the 2008 US election, Gordon Brown is Hillary Clinton: the less talented half of a tempestuous political marriage who attempts to make up for...
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T he news that the circulation of the Sun sank below
The Spectatorthree million in December, its lowest since the early Seventies, is a landmark. The moment that the Sunâs circulation overtook that of the Mirror , in May 1978, revealed a big...
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DIARY
The SpectatorOF A NOTTING HILL NOBODY MONDAY Got back to complete chaos after my winter spa break with mummy. Any de-stress and/or slimming benefit from seaweed and salt wraps entirely lost...
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Europe returns to the Commons â and, this time, nobody is safe
The SpectatorBoth Brown and Cameron face separate backbench mutinies as the revived EU Constitution â now called the Lisbon Treaty â comes before the Commons, says Fraser Nelson . Which...
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In the unlikely event that anyone wants my organs, it should be up to me
The SpectatorRod Liddle says that the notion of âcompulsory donationsâ is oxymoronic and the pinnacle of the medical professionâs zeal to get its hands on our corpses T he question is,...
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It helps if the doctor actually looks at the X-ray
The SpectatorJames Hughes-Onslow reports on the wretchedness of breaking an ankle and then having to persuade the man in A&E that his agony was caused by more than a sprain I tâs six years...
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The economic consequences of Mr Brown
The SpectatorFor all his claims to have singlehandedly engineered British growth, Gordon Brown is the architect of policies that undermine his desire for a better society, writes Irwin...
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Too cosy with the KGB
The SpectatorSir: Denis MacShane (âWelcome to the Vlad and Dave showâ, 12 January) is right to imply that the attitude of the Conservative party to the Russian KGB state is reminiscent...
Sir: Denis MacShaneâs insightful revelations of British Conservatives and Russian
The Spectatordiplomats cosying up to each other in the Council of Europe stirred nostalgic memories of over half a century ago. At a Labour party parliamentary dinner for visiting Soviet...
The problem with choice
The SpectatorSir: I agree with Charles Moore that the British are simply not healthier and better treated by the NHS than patients in neighbouring countries (The Spectatorâs Notes, 12...
The speed of time
The SpectatorSir: In response to Toby Youngâs search for an explanation as to why time speeds up as we get older (Status anxiety, 5 January), I have my own (non-scientific) theory. When I...
Tudors: not very Welsh
The SpectatorSir: Your correspondent Mr Williams objects to my description of Henry VIII as the âEnglish Stalinâ on the grounds that the Tudor dynasty was Welsh (Letters, 5 January). It...
Sad modernist notion
The SpectatorSir: It is rather sad to see Admiral Liardet trotting out those old âmodernistâ notions that I thought had been put to rest some time ago (Letters, 12 January). I leave...
Desert Island diss
The SpectatorSir: Kate Chisholm comments that Kirsty Young has yet to breathe new life into Desert Island Discs (Radio, 12 January). Far from resuscitating the programme, I fear that Kirsty...
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I know exactly what I mean. I just canât think of the word for it
The SpectatorW riting for the Times last week I found myself bogged down in a patch of linguistic mud. I had begun a sentence thus: âDiscussing a mutual acquaintance who keeps breaking...
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When words come to life and evoke sounds, smells and images
The SpectatorC harles Lamb, writing to Joseph Hume at Christmas 1807 on the subject of âa certain turkey and a contingent plumb-puddingâ, added, âI always spell plumb-pudding with a b,...
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The military millionaires who control Pakistan Inc
The SpectatorElliot Wilson says Pakistanâs economy is dominated by a ruthless business conglomerate that owns everything from factories and bakeries to farmland and golf courses: the army...
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The FSA is not fit for purpose
The SpectatorRichard Northedge âI t is somewhat ironical,â the chairman of the Financial Services Authority told the Treasury select committee investigating the Northern Rock crisis,...
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Best or worst?
The SpectatorGeoffrey Wheatcroft B ARBARISM AND C IVILISATION : A H ISTORY OF E UROPE IN O UR T IME by Bernard Wasserstein OUP, £25, pp. 900, ISBN 9780198730743 â £20 (plus £2.45 p&p)...
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Defender, though not of the faith
The SpectatorPhilip Hensher T HE S ECOND P LANE by Martin Amis Cape, £16.99, pp. 224, ISBN 9780224076104 â £13.99 (plus £2.45 p&p) 0870 429 6655 T hese journalistic pieces and two...
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Gossip from Lamb House
The SpectatorJonathan Mirsky H ENRY J AMES â S W AISTCOAT : L ETTERS TO M RS F ORD , 1907-1915 foreword by Philip Horne, edited by Rosalind Bleach Stone Trough Books, 38 Fossgate, York...
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Jealous neighbourhood watch
The SpectatorM. R. D. Foot T HE H UNT FOR N AZI S PIES by Simon Kitson, translated by Catherine Tihanyi University of Chicago Press, £14.99, pp. 218, ISBN 9780226438931 â £11.19 (plus...
Too much in Arcadia
The SpectatorBlair Worden E ARLS OF P ARADISE by Adam Nicolson Harper Press, £25, pp. 298, ISBN 9780007240524 â £20 (plus £2.45 p&p) 0870 429 6655 T he century or so before the Civil...
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Vagabonds in Paris
The SpectatorAnita Brookner D ANS LE C AFÃ DE LA J EUNNESSE PERDUE by Patrick Modiano Gallimard, E14.50, pp. 149, ISBN 9782070786060 P atrick Modiano is a nostalgic novelist who has...
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Why itâs important
The SpectatorLloyd Evans believes that Wildeâs comedy is the best play ever written M y favourite play is on its way to the West End and I fully expect to be disappointed. Itâs not that...
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Casting a spell
The SpectatorAndrew Lambirth The Age of Enchantment: Beardsley, Dulac and their Contemporaries 1890â1930 Dulwich Picture Gallery, until 17 February T aste is strictly divided over the...
Old hat
The SpectatorLloyd Evans La Cage aux Folles Menier Chocolate Factory The British Ambassadorâs Belly Dancer Arcola Angry Young Man Trafalgar Studio L a Cage aux Folles is a musical based...
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Spooked but absorbed
The SpectatorDeborah Ross No Country for Old Men 15, Nationwide N o Country for Old Men , adapted by Joel and Ethan Coen from Cormac McCarthyâs novel, is not for the squeamish or easily...
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Doveâs tale
The SpectatorMichael Tanner The Adventures of Pinocchio Grand Theatre, Leeds I tâs odd how, even if you try to ignore Christmas, it still manages to determine the shape of your...
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Beyond words
The SpectatorPeter Phillips B y the time you read this I shall have watched two days of the 3rd Test between India and Australia at the WACA in Perth, and given a paper on how important...
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Augustinian truths
The SpectatorKate Chisholm L ord Reith must be turning in his grave. Not with shock and horror, but in amazement that there are still moments on his beloved airwaves when you can imagine...
Comfort viewing
The SpectatorSimon Hoggart F oyleâs War is back on Sundays, sporadically, with Kingdom filling in the gaps on ITV. The BBC has followed Cranford with Lark Rise to Candleford , a series...
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Endangered species
The SpectatorUrsula Buchan A mong the serially misused words of our time â celebrity, passion, caring, genius â we must surely count âplantsmanâ. Thirty years ago, it was a term...
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Short stories
The SpectatorTaki Gstaad T he row over Indonesian âhobbitsâ has split this beautiful alpine village in half. Alas, it began when I wrote something about the Olden, one of Gstaadâs...
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Ex files
The SpectatorJeremy Clarke T he only comfortable place to sit in my local pub is at this one particular table that is closeted on three sides by highbacked pine pews. Last Saturday...
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Data fascism
The SpectatorMelissa Kite S ecurity is a scary thing. I sometimes get the impression that my life, in so far as it is still my life, has been sealed in bubble wrap by major corporations and...
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Conquering hero
The SpectatorSusanna Gross I was saddened to learn of the death earlier this month of Raymond Brock. I only met him a few times (through his wife Sally, another renowned player) but always...
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Shooting star
The SpectatorRory Knight Bruce visits Caerhays Castle in Cornwall T he increase in popularity of shooting, and the diversity of the people who do it, has not had a marked effect on the...
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In which Mrs Young reveals some very bad news that turns out to be very good
The SpectatorI n the newspaper business thereâs a name for a story that makes your jaw hit the floor and your eyes pop out of your skull: âa marmalade dropperâ. For instance, the...
Mind your language
The SpectatorI caught my husband perusing a menswear catalogue. I donât know where he got it. It canât have been sent to him. It was the kind that leans towards nightshirts and Barathea...
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A new occasional column on technology and the web
The SpectatorM ost writers of science fiction have foreseen human communication becoming more sophisticated and realistic. Brave New World has the feelies; 1984 has telescreens; every...
Dear Mary
The SpectatorQ. Now that eco-issues are so fashionable my husband has come out as a militant meanie on energy conservation. Meanwhile our three teenage daughters use absurd amounts of hot...
Q. I am helping to organise my brotherâs 18th birthday
The Spectatorparty. Too late we find out that our grandmother has given him the âtreatâ of booking an old-timerâs band which can only play waltzes, etc. None of us wants to hurt...
Q. I have a problem which has caused great annoyance
The Spectatorand occasionally embarrassment to me for as long as I have known how to write. The problem is, I never seem to have the same handwriting twice. I donât mean just a small...