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PORTRAIT OF THE WEEK
The SpectatorNasty mugging on Brighton seafront A fter falling behind the Tories in opinion polls, Labour was under pressure during its party conference in Brighton over its policy on fuel...
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SPECTATOR
The SpectatorThe Spectator, 56 Doughty Street, London WC1N 2LL Telephone: 020-7405 1706; Fax 020-7242 0603 65 IS YOUNG THESE DAYS T hey may not yet be picketing the nation's day-centres...
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DIARY
The SpectatorBARRY HUMPHRIES R egular readers of my Who's Who entry will know that I am president of the Jan Frans de Boever Society (Belgium). It is a small society — its total membership...
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POLITICS
The SpectatorLabour may spend more. The Tories must promise to spend better BRUCE ANDERSON T he Tories have been warned. On Tuesday, Tony Blair not only attempted to halt his party's slide...
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ANOTHER VOICE
The SpectatorI invested heavily in Blair-bashing. Now it's time to put my money somewhere else MATTHEW PARRIS H ad the Old Testament prophets been required to register their interests as...
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THE GREAT PRETENDER
The SpectatorIt's a hateful moment when the prime minister is found out to be a liar: Peter Oborne on how Blair reinvents reality to suit his own purposes IN HIS profoundly important work...
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EDUCATED OUT OF THEIR WITS
The SpectatorGeoffrey Wheatcroft says the Tories are no longer stupid — and that's why they look like losers THIS week's clucking and scolding at Brighton gives way to next week's gloating....
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Second opinion
The SpectatorMOST doctors are irritated beyond mea- sure by at least one category of patient. For some it is alcoholics, for others it is drug addicts, for yet others it is depres- sives....
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WHEN CLEANSING MEANS DEATH
The SpectatorColin Bostock-Smith reports from Zambia on the primitive beliefs that are helping to spread Aids THERE are three of them. An old woman, a younger woman and a man. I don't see...
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THOSE WHO FOUGHT FOR US
The SpectatorPhil Craig compares the generation of 1940 with the young people of today IN October 1940 Edith Kup was a 21-year- old RAF volunteer, one of those young women who pushed...
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KISS HER QUICK, WILLIAM
The SpectatorTessa Keswick advises the Tory leader to give his wife a tongue sarnie at Bournemouth `GIVE me a kiss, and to that kiss a score; then to that twenty, add a hundred more. . . ....
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Banned wagon
The SpectatorA weekly survey of the things our rulers want to prohibit The government recently abandoned its target to double cycling by 2002 in the face of mounting evidence that few...
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SANE DIFFERENCE
The SpectatorMark Steyn says that George W Bush is not honkers — which is why he will win the election New Hampshire TWO weeks ago I predicted in the Daily Telegraph that Dubya would win...
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Mind your language
The SpectatorI HAVE nothing against tea-towel wis- dom. My husband gave me one of my favourite tea towels, which bears the legend: 'Do dry up, dear.' Another in my kitchen has that thing...
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A ROASTING FOR LABOUR
The SpectatorStephen Fry tells Jasper Gerard why he's upset by Labour's illiberal family values A MASTER actor, terribly famous and utterly charming. Oh, and a bit of a toff. No figure...
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MEDIA STUDIES
The SpectatorBranson doesn't play games of chance with the red tops STEPHEN GLOVER L ast Thursday in the High Court Mr Justice Richards said that the Lottery Com- mission's decision to...
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From Stephen Pound, Labour MP for Ealing North Sir: Petronella
The SpectatorWyatt's article 'Pole posi- tion' has caused great offence to many of my constituents. She is quite entitled to her architectural views, but to state that Poland was parti-...
To Poland's defence
The SpectatorFrom Z.K Chodzko-Zajko Sir: In her abusive article 'Pole position' (Singular life, 9 September) Petronella Wyatt describes the all-day event at Fawley Court as 'an uncomfortable...
McCarthy and tyranny
The SpectatorFrom Mr Michael Marcus Sir: Jonathan Cecil, reviewing Arthur Miller's book of essays The Crucible in Histo- ry (Books, 9 September), uncritically regur- gitates the left-liberal...
LETTERS
The SpectatorFact-free fantasy From Dr Essop Pahad, MP, Minister in the Presidency, South African Government Sir: `R.W. Johnson reports from South Africa' trumpets the cover of The...
Winners of the drugs war
The SpectatorFrom Dr Perry Sir: The Colombian ambassador CA stupid LETTERS war', 23 September) makes an excellent and informed case, but misses one impor- tant aspect. The money-flow in...
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From Mr John Dege Sir: In the 1950s I was
The Spectatorrunning a one-man tailoring business in London's West End. One day, into my humble establishment strode a handsome young man with a mane of fair hair soliciting my custom for an...
To serve us all our days
The SpectatorFrom Mr N.D. Worswick Sir: In view of the Prime Minister's last two public utterances, is it not time that the gov- ernment should be reminded that govern- ments are elected to...
Man about town
The SpectatorFrom Mr Martin Russell Sir: I was amused to read in Michael Vestey's column (Arts, 23 September) that, in a radio interview with Susannah Simon, Mr Hesel- tine had attributed to...
Time for rhyme
The SpectatorFrom Jayne Osborn Sir: Oh, what unbounded joy! I could not contain my excitement on reading your leading article 'Proper poems' (23 Septem- ber) At last, at last . . . someone...
Fight for Blighty
The SpectatorFrom Mr Allan Robertson Sir: Peter Hitchens (`Land of the free, home of the British', 23 September) may want to move to the USA, but what about those of us who are not able to...
Deborah the divine
The SpectatorFrom Mr David Orpwood Sir: As an irregular reader of The Spectator, I feel driven to write to you to congratulate Deborah Ross on her won- derful piece (9 September). It is one...
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AND ANOTHER THING
The SpectatorWhy the Iron Duke never reposed in the Great Bed of Ware PAUL JOHNSON T he Great Bed of Ware, which has now been made up with new mattresses, sheets, blankets and pillows,...
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GLOBAL AND SUBURBAN Writing in The Spectator's special Finance Issue:
The SpectatorBrian Williamson is chairman of Liffe, the London International Financial Futures and Options Exchange. George Trefgarne is the Financial Correspondent of the Daily Telegraph....
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IN THE CITY, IT'S MARKETS THAT COUNT
The SpectatorBrian Williamson says that there's more to life (and Liffe) than the Stock Exchange ION Snow, opening Channel 4 News at seven o'clock on 5 April this year after the London...
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THE EURO RESCUED (UNTIL NEXT TIME)
The SpectatorAt the IMF, George Trefgarne escapes the protesters but still gets ambushed Prague WHEN it came, we were all looking the wrong way. Speculation about a combined support...
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WAP IS KWAP, BUT KEEP HOPING
The SpectatorSo fai; the mobile Internet is GREAT powers are again struggling for dominion in Europe; except that it is a curi- ously modern, even 21st-century, conflict. It does have many...
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DUBYANOMICS BEATS GOREMLESSNESS
The SpectatorMartin Feldstein believes that only George W Bush can reform America's creaking tax system Cambridge, Mass. THE task of an American presidential candidate who is seeking to...
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DIARY 2001
The Spectator£15 Plain £ 16 Initialled The Spectator 2001 Diary, bound in soft red goatskin leather, is now available at the same price as last year. Laid out with a whole week to view,...
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IT'S GORDON McGAULLE
The SpectatorRobert Peston says the Chancellor wants to save Europe by his example (and Sarah's) THE Treasury man on the end of the phone said, 'Ever since Sarah, Gordon has become...
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THE FAT CONTROLLER, THE BRIGHTON BELLE
The SpectatorTopaz Amoore meets Lord Macdonald, the only businessman in the Cabinet Prime Minister's inner circle. 'Just look at his moustache,' he whispers. 'How else could he hang on to...
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YOU WANT THEM ON YOUR SIDE
The SpectatorHelen Dunne names the City's prizefighters — the old hands have not lost their cunning DAVID Verey may not have won a gold medal in the Sydney Olympics, but he is definitely a...
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IT ISN'T SUCH A DISMAL SCIENCE
The SpectatorMervyn King reveals his favourite economic reading and sets a poser FOR Thomas Carlyle, economics was not just 'the dismal science', but 'a dreary, des- olate, and indeed...
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One out, all out
The SpectatorMURPHY, you will recall, taught us that if something can go wrong, it will. (A subset of his law provides that Murphy was an opti- mist.) Just In Time management is especial- ly...
Spot the difference
The SpectatorTHE state pension is one of the Treasury's proudest achievements. It may not buy much, so the mandarins say, but it buys as much as it used to, and just think what it has saved....
Oil.com
The SpectatorFROM Wall Street, James Grant sends me his Interest Rate Observer, garnished with a pretty drawing of an all-American family at home. The daughter (who looks like a cross...
A lot of it about
The SpectatorI AM alarmed to think that the dear old Stock Exchange has contracted Natwestitis. As we have seen, this disease can be fatal. In the incubatory stage, the patient experi- ences...
CITY AND SUBURBAN
The SpectatorWhen Just In Time meets Murphy's Law, the machinery coughs and expires CHRISTOPHER FILDES O ne way to manage a business is Just Not In Time. We can all think of examples....
Go-faster stripes
The SpectatorMY railway correspondent, I.K. Gricer, dives for my copy of Tom Bower's Branson. Yes, he says, the Eurostar story has been going round the inner circle. Virgin was part of the...
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BOOKS
The SpectatorHer resistance was low Patrick Marnham MARGUERITE DURAS by Laure Adler Gollancz, £25, pp. 424 I n 1984 the writer and film director Marguerite Duras, celebrated for the...
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The inspiration for Brigadier Gerard
The SpectatorAllan Mallinson THE EXPLOITS OF BARON DE MARBOT edited by Christopher Summerville Constable, f10.99, pp. 318 T he French are not as other soldiers. The Gallic shrug and 'c'est...
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That old black magic
The SpectatorPatrick Skene Catling A ter the prolonged carnage of the first world war, Western civilisation seem- ing to have failed, some influential Euro- pean artists rejected what they...
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Serving the state and oneself
The SpectatorDouglas Johnson CARDINAL RICHELIEU AND THE MAKING OF FRANCE by Anthony Levi Constable, £20, pp. 327 Vis isitors to the château of Josselin in Brittany are told how it used to...
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Sex and fun at the finish
The SpectatorElisa S egrave RHODE ISLAND BLUES by Fay Weldon Flamingo, £16.99, pp. 325 A dominatrix nurse, a hairy American film director, a Croatian refugee chauffeur, and a former dancer...
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No mere jurisprudent
The SpectatorFlorence O'Donoghue THE BUSINESS OF JUDGING: SELECTED ESSAYS AND SPEECHES by Tom Bingham, Senior Law Lord OUP, £30, pp. 434 I n 1974 Barnsley Metropolitan Borough Council was...
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The blood-red Tudor rose
The SpectatorByron Rogers NEW WORLDS, LOST WORLDS by Susan Brigden Allen Lane, f20, pp. 432 W hen it came to history, the old Hollywood film-makers were honest men. A lipsticked Virginia...
Master of absence and silence
The SpectatorSteve King CALL IF YOU NEED ME: THE UNCOLLECTED FICTION AND PROSE by Raymond Carver Harvig £15, £10.99, pp. 300 R aymond Carver's first book appeared in 1976. By the time of...
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When cotton ceased to be king
The SpectatorRobert Oakeshott THE ROAD TO NAB END: A LANCASHIRE CHILDHOOD by William Woodward Eland, £9.99, pp. 374 Y ou can go a long way,' she would say, shaking her lace cap at me....
SPECI ATOI BOOK OF THE WEEK
The SpectatorThe Exploits of Baron de Marbot edited by Christopher Summerville Why read the Patrick O'Brians of this world, when the actual participants left behind so many and such...
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When did Blair know?
The SpectatorPaul Routledge SERVANTS OF THE PEOPLE by Andrew Rawnsley Hamish Hamilton, £17.99, pp. 394 W hen historians come to write the true story of New Labour, the idealism-turned-...
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ARTS
The SpectatorA blast from the past Simon Hoggart on Simon Schama's televised history of Britain S imon Schama's A History of Britain, which begins this weekend on BBC 2, is an extraordinary...
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Exhibitions
The SpectatorApocalypse (Royal Academy, till 15 December) Queue blues Martin Gayford I s there anything down this corridor?' 'Can you get out this way?' There's anoth- er room down there,...
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Music
The SpectatorVictorian values Robin Holloway y opportunities for sampling this year's Proms, whether live or broadcast, have been unusually curtailed. On paper the season looked as rich as...
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Opera
The SpectatorThe Coronation of Poppea (English National Opera) Billy Budd (Royal Opera House) The force of love Michael Tanner I n a crowded operatic week, two produc- tions stand out,...
Dance
The SpectatorDVS (Queen Elizabeth Hall) Too much past Giannandrea Poesio S ome thirty years ago, when the last echoes of student revolution had finally managed to seep through the...
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Cinema
The SpectatorHollow Man (18, selected cinemas) Lacking substance Mark Steyn I yield to no one in my admiration for Kevin Bacon. He cheers almost any movie he deigns to show up for. He...
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Theatre
The SpectatorThe Cherry Orchard (Cottesloe) Julius Caesar (Young Vic) The waiting game Sheridan Morley T hough he is himself a master of epic crowd control on a wide stage, one of Trevor...
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Radio
The SpectatorUncensorious Soho Michael Vestey I have always been fascinated by the bohemian world but never felt a strong enough urge to join it, except in short bursts. Listening to The...
The turf
The SpectatorBrighton breezy Robin Oakley Anyway, the turnout was still good. Per- haps the delegates were only too glad to get away, as I was, from the most bureau- cratic and...
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Motoring
The SpectatorFuel's paradise Alan Judd O ne of the few downsides of the recent fuel shortage was that it delayed the planned conversion of my Range-Rover to liquid petroleum gas (LPG). Had...
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High life
The SpectatorThose were the days Taki As far as I'm concerned, the last Olympics took place in Barcelona, because the Atlanta coverage did for the games what Bomber Command did for...
No life
The SpectatorExciting times Jeremy Clarke W hether or not I took the boy to his first football match depended on whether we would be able to obtain petrol the fol- lowing morning. The boy...
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Country life
The SpectatorPick-and-mix paganism Leanda de Lisle L ord Melehett says genetically modified crops are more dangerous than nuclear waste. A jury of 12 good men and women believed him and...
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Singular life
The SpectatorIntriguing connections Petronella Wyatt Y ou might think from last week's col- umn that the H.L. Mencken memorial lec- ture, as delivered by P. Wyatt, was a roaring...
BRIDGE
The SpectatorBest of British Susanna Gross THE WORLD's spotlight may be on Syd- ney, but to bridge fans the really important sporting showdown took place a week earli- er at Maastricht,...
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MANY moons have passed since my last restaurant column. Much
The Spectatorup there is to be caught. No time for verbal trick-cycling today. I'm going to discuss, very briefly and without embellishment, some restaurants I've been to since the summer,...
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COMPETITION
The SpectatorChinese whispers Jaspistos IN COMPETITION NO. 2155 you were invited to tell a story in which the outcome depends on one 'Chinese whisper' or a series of them. The classic...
ARdbeg
The SpectatorThe Ultimate [slay Malt. CHESS Great games Raymond Keene AS promised, as we approach the Kasparov–Kramnik World Championship match in London I will continue to give a...
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Solution to 1480: Woman of the Year
The Spectator1 13 Einar rim In EH ran] c IlrIrlifirl iii URN° pimps ij Onni V I min Engrapnigria I II 11 a rpnll A 0 IME1130111211MERSIA U ell 0 d PRI N E T is coronae/an H...
No. 2158: Alphabetics
The Spectator`An Austrian army, awfully arrayed,/Boldly by battery besieged Belgrade. . . . ' Most of you will know this 26-line poem which con- tinues in this mode through the alphabet. You...
CROSSWORD 1483: Great and small by Dumpynose
The SpectatorA first prize of £30 and a bottle of Graham's award-winning, Late- Bottled Vinta g e Port for the first correct solution opened on 16 October, with two runners-up prizes of £20...
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YOUR PROBLEMS SOLVED
The SpectatorDear Mary.. . Q. I have some further ideas for L.C., the painter who wishes not to be disturbed (16 September). I too am a painter, and when painting outside I often wear...
SPECTATOR SPORT
The SpectatorRace against Time Simon Barnes STEVE Redgrave: an apology. I wrote a piece in this space a few weeks ago express- ing the opinion that you were mortal. I see now that I was...