30 SEPTEMBER 2000, page 23

Kiss Her Quick, William

Tessa Keswick advises the Tory leader to give his wife a tongue sarnie at Bournemouth `GIVE me a kiss, and to that kiss a score; then to that twenty, add a hundred more. . . . '......

Banned Wagon

A weekly survey of the things our rulers want to prohibit The government recently abandoned its target to double cycling by 2002 in the face of mounting evidence that few people......