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Policies, please
The SpectatorF or a politician to invite the television cameras into his home is a risky business. An inexperienced Mrs Thatcher in 1975 merely had to open her larder to the nation to find...
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PORTRAIT OF THE WEEK M rs Tessa Jowell, the Secretary of
The SpectatorState for Culture, said that she had signed without asking any questions a form that her husband, Mr David Mills, used to gain a mortgage for a house, which he repaid a month...
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I was revolting from a very early age and more than
The Spectatoronce thought of taking over a radio station and starting a revolution. In those days the wireless exerted far more influence than the newspapers, at least in our house. I can...
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Itâs not just Tessa Jowell who is being investigated â itâs the entire government
The SpectatorS ir Gus OâDonnell, the Cabinet secretary, has been obliged to deal with a considerable volume of intricate business in the course of his brilliant Whitehall career. When he...
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L ast week our local hunt met at a subscriberâs farm.
The SpectatorBecause it was a weekday, the mounted field was small â half a dozen or so. As soon as they moved off, they were pursued by 31 masked men, many of them carrying fence posts....
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Down with the new morality
The SpectatorThe public is not as enlightened as New Labour would like to believe, says Ross Clark , in this analysis of an exclusive Spectator/YouGov poll on sexual attitudes I t was John...
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Ruth and consequences
The SpectatorOne of Americaâs most celebrated âsexologistsâ tells Harry Mount that there are some problems she will not advise on New York âI tell them about pressure, foreplay ......
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Mind your language
The SpectatorâIt is,â Tony Blair said, âa word, I think, that members of the public readily know and understand and juries will understand.â He was talking about glorification . I...
Anyone for chastity?
The SpectatorMaybe not, but Piers Paul Read says that the refusal to tame our instincts is coarsening society and harming children O f the precepts that have been abandoned in my lifetime,...
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A sad scene
The SpectatorMiles Douglas on the jealousy, ageism and sexual intrigue of gay menâs lives A few months ago I persuaded one of my oldest and best gay friends to invite his lively,...
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Get a life, girls
The SpectatorWhy do middle-class mums go to the gym for pole-dancing classes? Because, says Ariel Levy , they have been conned by kitschy, slutty âraunch cultureâ S ome version of a...
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A short visit to hell
The SpectatorSeveral years ago, in another lifetime it seems, I played a porn star. In fact I played the Pornstar, in a fairly successful little twohand play called The Dyke and the...
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Where have all the babies gone?
The SpectatorFraser Nelson on the long-term implications of Europeâs falling birth rate T he last European will die on 6 August 2960. This, if you extend demographic trends far enough, is...
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Ancient & modern
The SpectatorLast time we saw how closely the preparations to make Gordon Brown prime minister paralleled those to make Tiberius emperor ( princeps , âfirst manâ) in AD 14, after the...
Why foreigners love us
The SpectatorRod Liddle doesnât mean to give offence, but suggests that one of Britainâs strongest appeals as a tourist destination is that our women put it about A n opinion poll of...
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Design fault
The SpectatorBryan Appleyard says that the attempt to transcend human nature by tinkering with embryonic genes is doomed to failure âD esigner babiesâ is headline shorthand for a weird...
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Will Jordan be the new Palestine?
The SpectatorDouglas Davis says that George W. Bushâs drive for global democracy may hand the Hashemite kingdom over to Hamas I f unintended consequences are the progeny of political...
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Genghis was a leftie
The SpectatorFrom Daniel Hannan, MEP Sir: Paul Johnson demolishes the ludicrous expression âto the right of Genghis Khanâ and wonders what the Mongol leaderâs true politics might have...
Make âlocalismâ a reality
The SpectatorFrom Henry Smith Sir: Alasdair Palmerâs piece (âLocal villainsâ, 25 February) regarding the unresponsiveness and intransigence of local authorities is, I am sure, wearily...
Trial by tabloid
The SpectatorFrom Prudence Bell Sir: Ross Clarkâs article about Sion Jenkins (âTrial by tabloidâ, 18 February) was a victory for common sense and reasoned journalism. The lack of...
Schools mayhem
The SpectatorFrom Beverly Ellis Sir: I cannot help but think that Boris Johnson is being disingenuous when he asks why selection is âbannedâ in the state-maintained sector (Diary, 11...
Trendy Ulster folk
The SpectatorFrom Neil Wilson Sir: Jane Kellyâs fascinating article (âOut of tuneâ, 25 February) highlighted the cultural alienation of immigrant communities. So she might be...
Plucky journalism
The SpectatorFrom Derek Bingham Sir: I couldnât agree more with the lady who says that the Telegraph is the perfect size to pluck pheasants on (Any other business, 18 February). Itâs...
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The prince of start-ups is entitled to speak louder than any big-ego business knight
The SpectatorE very time Sir Alan Sugar fires a contestant on The Apprentice , the nation quivers in admiration; likewise whenever Sir Richard Branson launches another airborne publicity...
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In this age of uncertainty, the PR man is king â or, at least, king-in-waiting
The SpectatorS o Mark Bolland has definitively fallen out with his public-relations âguruâ, the Prince of Wales. Many assume that it is the other way about, with Charles the prince, Mr...
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Kindly write on only one side of the paper
The SpectatorA scare article in the Guardian says that handwriting will soon disappear. Not so. In fact, in the last two years I have reverted to doing all my writing by hand as they no...
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Doing nothing in particular very well
The SpectatorSam Leith T OO C LOSE TO THE S UN : T HE L IFE AND T IMES OF D ENYS F INCH H ATTON by Sara Wheeler Jonathan Cape, £18.99, pp. 284, ISBN 9780224063804 â £15.19 (plus £2.45...
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Faith, hope and charity
The SpectatorFrank Field C HRISTIANITY AND S OCIAL S ERVICE IN M ODERN B RITAIN : T HE D ISINHERITED S PIRIT by Frank Prochaska OUP, £35, pp. 216, ISBN 0199287929 â £28 (plus £2.45...
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Putting bezazz into
The SpectatorBazaar Vicki Woods A D ASH OF D ARING by Penelope Rowlands Simon & Schuster, £20, pp. 548, ISBN 0743480457 â £16 (plus £2.45 p&p) 0870 429 6655 C armel Snow, routinely...
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Benedictions and clichés
The SpectatorP. J. Kavanagh D EAR R OOM by Hugo Williams Faber, £8.99, pp. 55, ISBN 0571230377 T he poems of Hugo Williams used to puzzle me; they were so simple I couldnât make them...
Much possessed by death
The SpectatorHarriet Sergeant M ISHIMA â S S WORD : T RAVELS IN S EARCH OF A S AMURAI L EGEND by Christopher Ross 4th Estate, £14.99, pp. 262, ISBN 9780007135080 â £11.99 (plus £2.45...
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Watching the human comedy unfold
The SpectatorSandy Balfour N OMAD â S H OTEL by Cees Nooteboom, translated by Ann Kelland Harvill/ Secker, £16.99, pp. 195, ISBN 1843431505 â £13.59 (plus £2.45 p&p) 0870 429 6655 I...
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The country of Sir Walter
The SpectatorHugh Massingberd T HE B UILDINGS OF S COTLAND : T HE B ORDERS by Kitty Cruft, John Dunbar and Richard Fawcett Yale, £29.95, pp. 841, ISBN 0300107021 â £23.95 (plus £2.45...
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The resurgence of the puritan element
The SpectatorDavid Gilmour G OD â S T ERRORISTS by Charles Allen Little, Brown, £20, pp. 349, ISBN 0316729973 â £16 (plus £2.45 p&p) 0870 429 6655 T he words âfanaticâ and...
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The outlaw they couldnât keep out
The SpectatorFrancis Wheen J OHN W ILKES by Arthur H. Cash Yale, £20, pp. 482, ISBN 0300108710 â £16 (plus £2.45 p&p) 0870 429 6655 J ohn Wilkes was an unlikely icon cross-eyed from...
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The fine art of appreciation
The SpectatorSebastian Smee S TILL L OOKING by John Updike Hamish Hamilton, £25, pp. 222, ISBN 0241143357 â £20 (plus £2.45 p&p) 0870 429 6655 J ohn Updike is, among one or two other...
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Lust for life
The SpectatorJudith Flanders M AGGI H AMBLING : T HE W ORKS AND C ONVERSATIONS WITH A NDREW L AMBIRTH Unicorn Press, £40, pp. 240, ISBN 0906290848 I must declare an interest. At my...
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Cultural divides on CD
The SpectatorSelina Mills T he Siege of Krishnapur by J. G. Farrell is one of those books that people keep rediscovering. You canât believe you have never come across it before (it was...
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Meditation for Lent
The SpectatorAndrew Lambirth on Charlie Millarâs pavement of resin casts in Canterbury Cathedral F or Lent, the artist Charlie Millar (born 1965) has installed a pavement of 308 resin...
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Rootstock of radicalism
The SpectatorAlan Powers Starting at Zero: Black Mountain College 1933â57 Kettleâs Yard, Cambridge, until 2 April Now You See It Whitworth Art Gallery, Manchester, until 7 May L ondon...
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Celebrating Shostakovich
The SpectatorMichael Kennedy A lthough the 100th anniversary of Shostakovichâs birth is still six months away, Manchester staged a six-week celebration in January and February...
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Mad days
The SpectatorPeter Phillips M usic festivals, like any public undertaking to do with âartâ, put their planners on their mettle. As much creative thought can go into the format and the...
Exploding myths
The SpectatorUrsula Buchan I have been talking tosh. Well, not entire tosh, but certainly substantial dollops of wishful thinking and airy, groundless supposition. I have come to this...
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Personal priorities
The SpectatorOlivia Glazebrook Syriana 15, selected cinemas âS yrianaâ is âa term used by Washington think-tanks to describe a hypothetical reshaping of the Middle Eastâ,...
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Heavy-handed symbolism
The SpectatorToby Young The Cut Donmar The Exonerated Riverside Studios Steptoe and Son Comedy T hereâs a scene in The Cut , a new play by Mark Ravenhill, that is so dull I came within a...
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Series of distractions
The SpectatorMichael Tanner Macbeth Royal Opera La Bohème Royal Albert Hall V erdiâs Macbeth is one of those operas which I always have hopes will be greater than it ever actually seems...
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Healthy appetites
The SpectatorCharles Spencer T hereâs nothing like a medical â or, as it is now known, an âexecutive health checkâ â to make you feel painfully aware of your own mortality. As...
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Post-Stalin fear
The SpectatorMichael Vestey T here was a gripping account of Nikita Khrushchevâs secret speech denouncing Stalin in 1956 in The Speech that Shook the Kremlin on Radio Four last week...
Rural rides
The SpectatorJames Delingpole I mportant stuff first: can the chap with the farm address in Shropshire who very kindly said heâd let me have his hunt coats and boots for a modest sum...
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Doing time
The SpectatorTaki T he telephone rang rather early, and when I picked it up an English male voice said, âHello, Taki, this is David Irving ... â He was ringing from the Vienna pokey,...
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Donât look now
The SpectatorJeremy Clarke M y boy didnât want to go to Venice. His in-built cant detector, these days becoming more finely tuned with every passing day, had alerted him to the...
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I s it just me, or does everyone have a bit
The Spectatorof a problem warming to Gary Rhodes? I know, I know, all celebrity chefs have their annoying shortcomings: Jamieâs wet lips; Nigellaâs sloppy eating habits (sucking her...
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Hot property
The SpectatorLucy Vickery Perhaps itâs the association with The Goodies and with Dennis Nilsen, serial killer, but people are reluctant to admit that they live in Cricklewood. âWell,...
SIMON HOGGART
The SpectatorP rivate Cellar is a new company specialising in delightful, unusual, outof-the-way wines of quality. We ran a mini-bar offer with them last year, and it went extremely well,...
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European Blues
The SpectatorFRANK KEATING T reats all round next week if the secondleg matches in footballâs Champions League are as compelling as the first. Chelsea and Rangers, each playing in Spain,...
Q. I deeply fancy someone in my office who sits
The Spectatornear me. Our exchanges have always been businesslike and I doubt she has noticed my interest. The other women I work with appear to find me congenial and we socialise outside...
Q. I am a single woman, although I do not
The Spectatorwish to be. I am told that I have a lot going for me, but all the men at the office are married and I am too old, at 32, to meet men in nightclubs. None of my friends knows any...
Q. I am an 18-year-old male. I would love to
The Spectatorhave a partner but I am not that interested in sex. What are my prospects? Name withheld, Eton A. Plenty of girls have body dysmorphia and would be only too pleased to proceed...