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Hail to the not-yet-Chief
The SpectatorT he man who four short years ago addressed the Democratic party convention as a little-known state senator from Illinois will do so this August as his party’s nominee for...
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L ast weekend I discovered what it is like to be
The Spectatora small furry animal in its burrow, when in an effort to catch up on some sleep and do some work, I had refused to go out and instead sat steadfast in my living-room. I was...
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Welcome to Brownland, where everything that goes wrong is blamed on one man
The SpectatorI t’s a funny old thing, the Labour party. For ten years it tolerated Tony Blair, hoping that if it put up with him long enough, it would get the leader it really wanted....
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N ever having watched Jonathan Ross, I have no opinion as
The Spectatorto whether he is worth £18 million over three years, which is what the BBC is said to pay him. But the news that the BBC Trust had just reported that the BBC was not distorting...
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DIARY OF A NOTTING HILL NOBODY
The SpectatorMONDAY Jed has reassured us that he will still be working full-time for Dave once he moves to America. All those silly people claiming his physical whereabouts makes a...
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‘If there’s a vote of no confidence on 42 days, we’ll win’
The SpectatorIn her only print interview, Jacqui Smith tells Matthew d’Ancona that her proposal for the detention of terror suspects does not undermine Magna Carta, that she is ‘frustrated’...
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Naked commercial greed meets Stalinist control
The SpectatorWhen Leo McKinstry objected to his neighbours’ plan to build two blocks of flats, he quickly discovered the limits of ‘community empowerment’ under New Labour T here is an...
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McCain is in for a terrible shock if he wins
The SpectatorReihan Salam says that most Republicans have no idea how much the American social landscape has changed. They should learn from Obama’s Google-like appeal B ritain’s...
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I have a basic human right to look at fag packets
The SpectatorClaire Fox says that plans to ‘denormalise’ smoking by removing cigarettes from display infantilises adults and imposes upon us a dubious official version of what is ‘normal’ H...
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S taying recently in a handsome French provincial city, I could
The Spectatornot help thinking, as I walked down its silent cobbled streets at night, what it would have been like if it had been in England. How restful is that deep, urban silence, which...
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I don’t think my mum has much to fear from ‘Emos’
The SpectatorHenry Sands meets a group of ‘Emos’ — ‘emotional’, blackclad teenagers — who claim to hate his mother for what she wrote about them in the Daily Mail . But they’re not very...
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An official no-go area for Christians?
The SpectatorExcuse me: I need a drink Rod Liddle is outraged by the community support officer in Birmingham who threatened two Christian evangelical ministers with arrest for handing out...
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Poppy appeal
The SpectatorSir: Fraser Nelson’s article accurately outlines the urgent need to implement an alternative counter-narcotics policy in Afghanistan (‘The precarious peace in Helmand’, 28 May)....
The original Homer?
The SpectatorSir: Reading about Jeremy Clarke’s Homer Simpson talking bottle opener (Low life, 31 May) has not quite made me rush out and buy one, but I am pleased to discover that Homer is...
Bel canto
The SpectatorSir: Stephen Pettitt laments the lack of ‘dramatic cogency’ in bel canto opera (Arts, 31 May). But dramatic cogency has never been the purpose of opera. Since singing is not the...
Who’s the worst PM?
The SpectatorSir: I should not dream of challenging so august a source as Christopher Fildes (Letters, 24 May). I can only state that I definitely remember first coming across the Harold...
Self-justifying theology
The SpectatorSir: Nigel Stone is brilliant in exposing Gene Robinson’s self-justifying theology (Letters, 24 May), but the churches’ traditional repudiation of homosexuality does not stand...
Bureaucratic nightmare
The SpectatorSir: Dealing with the financial affairs of a deceased relative has made me wonder if standards in our service industries have declined. In correspondence with our major banks I...
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There are no ‘good’ teachers: the teacher who is good for you may wreck another’s prospects
The SpectatorT he funny thing is that I’m not sure I ever knew her Christian name. No doubt she had one, and for no reason at all I think it might have been Jean, but to us she was so much,...
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‘Mr Pont, may I introduce you to Miss Austen?’
The SpectatorT here is something infinitely touching about a creative artist who dies young, not before displaying sure evidence of a glorious gift but without having time to set up the...
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Will the wisdom of Warren Buffett translate into German?
The SpectatorMatthew Lynn wonders whether the world’s greatest investor will be able to pick winners in continental Europe the way he has for more than four decades in the US I f Warren...
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The great box-ticker takes charge
The SpectatorRichard Northedge T he Financial Services Authority has had only two chairmen since its creation in 1997, and as the Northern Rock debacle happened on the watch of the second...
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Painful birth of a new epoch of simplicity
The SpectatorTony Curzon Price says the current surge in prices signals the beginning of a new 40-year economic cycle A n unpopular, costly war; a sliding dollar; high levels of US...
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The autobiography of a fig leaf
The SpectatorPhilip Hensher P REZZA : M Y S TORY , P ULLING N O P UNCHES by John Prescott Headline, £18.99, pp. 416, ISBN 9780755317752 ✆ £15.19 (plus £2.45 p&p) 0870 429 6655 T here are...
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All the best tunes
The SpectatorCharles Cumming D EVIL M AY C ARE by Sebastian Faulks (writing as Ian Fleming) Penguin, £18.99, pp. 320, ISBN 9780718153762 O n a damp spring evening in 1955, Ian Fleming...
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A selection of recent paperbacks
The SpectatorNon-fiction : Singled Out by Virginia Nicholson (Penguin, £8.99) A Voyage Round John Mortimer by Valerie Grove (Penguin, £9.99) A History of Modern Britain by Andrew Marr (Pan,...
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Drawing a blank
The SpectatorLiz Anderson T HE S TORY OF F ORGETTING by Stefan Merrill Block Faber, £14.99, pp. 313, ISBN 9780571237463 I can’t remember. How many times have we all made a similar response...
The intelligentsia head south
The SpectatorJonathan Beckman T HE S TANDING P OOL by Adam Thorpe Cape, £16.99, pp. 423, ISBN 9780224079419 ✆ £13.59 (plus £2.45 p&p) 0870 429 6655 A dam Thorpe set his previous novel,...
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Sound and fury, signifying nothing
The SpectatorRaymond Carr N APOLEON ’ S C URSED W AR by Ronald Fraser Verso, £29.99, pp. 587, ISBN 9781844670826 ✆ £23.99 (plus £2.45 p&p) 0870 429 6655 I n exile on St Helena, Napoleon...
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Trouble and strife
The SpectatorWilliam Leith I NDIA : T HE R ISE OF AN A SIAN G IANT by Dietmar Rothermund Yale, £20, pp.274, ISBN 9780300113099 ✆ £16 (plus £2.45 p&p) 0870 429 6655 I f anybody knows about...
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Getting to the heart of the matter
The SpectatorCharlotte Moore B LEEDING H EART S QUARE by Andrew Taylor Michael Joseph, £16.99, pp. 480, ISBN 9780718153731 ✆ £13.59 (plus £2.45 p&p) 0870 429 6655 A ndrew Taylor’s latest...
The decline of the West
The SpectatorPatrick Skene Catling T HE L EGEND OF C OLTON H. B RYANT by Alexandra Fuller Simon & Schuster, £12.99, pp. 203, ISBN 9781847372758 ✆ £10.39 (plus £2.45 p&p) 0870 429 6655 ‘T...
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The revolutionary, the president, the playwright
The SpectatorVictor Sebestyen T O THE C ASTLE AND B ACK by Václav Havel Portobello Books, £20, pp. 383, ISBN 9781846271373 ✆ £16 (plus £2.45 p&p) 0870 429 6655 A troika of heroic Slavic...
Miss Marella Mink
The SpectatorShe walks down the stairs descending into my eye with dark, crisp hair, freshly curled, her namesake’s fur around her neck. She is mischievous in her goodness and knows how to...
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A house and its history
The SpectatorPaula Byrne M ADRESFIELD : T HE R EAL B RIDESHEAD by Jane Mulvagh Dovecote Press, £20, pp. 384, ISBN9781904349587 ✆ £16(plus £2.45 p&p) 0870 429 6655 T he new Brideshead...
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China’s piano fever
The SpectatorPetroc Trelawny visits the world’s largest piano factory in the country where under Mao it was dangerous to play the instrument A s my plane makes its final approach into the...
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The savvy Mr Perry
The SpectatorAndrew Lambirth Unpopular Culture De La Warr Pavilion, Bexhill-on-Sea, until 6 July, then touring T his is not a review, for I haven’t yet seen the exhibition under discussion,...
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Hip-hop hell
The SpectatorMarcus Berkmann I was on a number 43 bus the other afternoon, on a sparsely populated top deck, on my way to pick up my daughter from school, when three teenage boys came...
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Replica idols
The SpectatorLloyd Evans Never Forget Savoy Life Coach Trafalgar Studio The Common Pursuit Menier A glimpse of the Dark Ages at the Take That musical. During its greediest and naughtiest...
Stifling the Egyptians
The SpectatorMichael Tanner Aida Wales Millennium Centre W elsh National Opera’s new Aida , directed by John Caird, is a moderate success, not more, and raises the question of why some...
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Saved by the horses
The SpectatorDeborah Ross Mongol 15, Nationwide M ongol traces the early years of the legendary warrior Genghis Khan and does not feature, at any point, the world’s greatest...
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Confucian confusions
The SpectatorKate Chisholm T he Reith Lectures have been going for 60 years, the acme of Radio Four’s ambition to reflect the cultural heart of the nation, named after the man who believed...
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Top women
The SpectatorSimon Hoggart T his weekend, by chance, brought us television biographies of the two most famous British women of the 19th century. They were very different programmes, for...
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Umbrian idyll
The SpectatorTaki Città di Castello, Umbria A few years before the end of the 19th century, King Leopold of Belgium summoned his favourite banker, Baron Lambert, for an intimate chat over...
Tree talk
The SpectatorJeremy Clarke A ll my life I’ve tried to acquaint myself with trees by learning which ones are which, but the task seems beyond me. Wouldn’t it be praiseworthy, for example, to...
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Cosmic codes
The SpectatorMelissa Kite I am a great one for omens. So the arrival in my inbox of two emails, completely unconnected, from two different people called Dirk had to be interpreted as a...
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Saffron studies
The SpectatorRichard Sennett R ecently I enticed my niece to a gastronome’s dinner during the London Food Festival. She is about to enter university, and I thought it was about time she...
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Women! Get back in the kitchen!
The SpectatorThat’s the answer to the food-shortage crisis, says Rose Prince ‘M ust go, I have to cook dinner,’ said my friend Robin, who had dropped in on his way home from work. Jumping on...
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Rock the kasbah
The SpectatorMark Palmer discovers the lap of luxury in the Atlas mountains H ats off to Richard Branson’s mum. If it wasn’t for the formidable Mrs B, most of us wouldn’t be able to stay at...
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Clarkson and Monbiot are the same: they are just being true to themselves
The Spectator‘S ee that pot plant?’ said Jeremy Clarkson. ‘I could get a column out of that.’ We were at a supper party in Hay and indulging in that parlour game often played by newspaper...
Mind your language
The Spectator‘Why,’ asked my husband, looking up from his book, ‘is Joseph Gillott a very bad man?’ ‘What?’ I said. ‘Because,’ he replied, as if I had acknowledged defeat, ‘he wishes to...
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A s hard luck stories go, it might not be up
The Spectatorthere with Oliver Twist , but dammit last weekend my Sky went down. In that pathetic, fat-arsed nerdy way I had been planning the ideal weekend: bouncing happily from the climax...
Q. During a lavish lunch party last month, our host
The Spectatorwas insulting about my new boyfriend, whom I had brought along with his permission. His actual words were, ‘He’s not my particular cup of tea, darling.’ He said this privately...
Q. We are having to open our house up to
The Spectatorthe public for a certain number of days per year. My wife and I are in dispute over whether the necessary facilities should be signposted as ‘Toilets’ or ‘Lavatories’. I...
Q. I have a suggestion prompted by the accurate observation
The Spectatorof A.G., London W8, in the 10 May issue, that people notice what one is looking at and naturally resent one looking at one’s watch. There is more than one solution to this...