10 OCTOBER 1987, page 49

Home Life

Unspeakable goings on Alice Thomas Ellis mounted MFHs waving their whips outside the Coach and Horses, but the party was jolly. I wore my aggressively nylon snow- leopard coat......

Low Life

Travels with myself Jeffrey Bernard T he Lord giveth all right but he doesn't half take it away again. Last Sunday at Longchamp, drinking Victor Chandler's champagne and Rocco......