11 APRIL 1981, page 29

Art

Jazz bands John McEwen Pork scratchings, or, at least, their artist equivalent was all that was offered by inc ) ,s,' galleries last month, but now, with Apra , a . certain......

Cinema

Stiff upper lips Peter Ackroyar C hariots of Fire ('A', Odeon, Haymarket) bear Mum, I'm awfully sorry about your cold'; u ndergraduates playing Gilbert and Sbullivan; faded......

Television

Seasick Richard Ingrams Many years ago when Private Eye had its offices at 22 Greek Street, Peter Cook would sometimes entertain us all by coming in and making phone calls......