11 MARCH 2000, page 63

Spectator Sport

Loose as well as fast Simon Barnes THERE is a line in a thriller in which the hero explains why he is not a lawyer. 'Too many ethics involved."Hell, you really think so?"Mine, I......

Your Problems Solved

Dear Mary.. . Q. At a dinner party the other night, some chocolates were passed around the table. They were a present to the hostess from one of the guests, a chocolate......