13 AUGUST 1994, page 32

Television

Neither clever nor funny Nigella Lawson I t's amazing, isn't it, how a few well- placed lire can bring a smile to people's faces,' said Keith Floyd at the end of this week's......

Cinema

Zero Patience (18', selected cinemas) Silly buggers Mark Steyn S ociety,' says John Greyson, writer/director of Zero Patience, 'has never been comfy with buttholes, especially......