12 SEPTEMBER 1957, page 31

Ends And Means

On the lines of Hilaire Belloc's Lord Finchley tried to mend the electric light Himself. It struck him dead; And serve him right! It is the business of the wealthy man To give......

Competitors Will Remember The 'old Man Of Nantucket Who Kept

all his cash in a bucket:! But his daughter, named Nan,' Ran away with a man 1 And as for the bucket, Nantucket.' The usual prize of six guineas is offered for two original......